Behold!

The NEW MP5 Music Player! This is a new gun called the MP5 Player (Spoof of MP3 Player) and it's the MP5 from CS:S

I got the idea from the Umpty Dumpty, and came up with the pun for the name like the UMP,

Basically, if it gets added, it would be a SLOW shooting gun that has an increased clip like the Glock-a-Doodle-Do. It would have increased Damage, Mobility, and Recoil (Technically Decreased, cause it's be Green) The real unique part about it though is that it always has the Muffle Hearing Trait, and Always has a trait that deals extra damage to users wielding a Radio (yes, the T weapon, no one really uses it, it's just for laughing sake since MP3 Players made Radios not used as much)

The reason I would like more guns like the Umpty Dumpty is because we have all these unused CS:S weapon models just lying around, and I thought of a better use for them

Age: 14 Years Old

Steam Name(Current):Minehuis(Nerdy)-Fire-

Time played on servers?(!time username to check):100 Hours

Where did you hear about this server?:I came from NTG

Have you ever been banned and why?:Yes I have for suspect Item farming. I don't know why cyan banned me after coming back from afk. Later it was over turned by McNuggie.

Why do you want to join?:I love playing on this server I love the people here. I like how there are no benelli to ruin the game. I love the mini games and the random give aways. I like how there is quest that you dont have to buy for a very big price. The lobby server makes it feel like you want us to play on this server.

Referred by:None

Additional Details:I follow the rules strictly which can cause so conflict between me and other players.
I am not ranger. I am Minehuis.

Just a test to see if this shows up in latest activity.

Play with me, I am the rank of Master Guardian 2 my steam name is: a grill on the internet

Steam Name of Offending Player(s): Andrew.john.swierkosz
Jackthunder34 Anthony Diez

Steam ID of Offending Player(s):Andrew = STEAM_0:1:81434212
Jack = STEAM_0:0:116505221
Anthony = STEAM_ 0:1:79436537

Map the event happened on:Roy the Ship, Plaza, and Clue

Date of event:June 12th

What Happened?:What had happend was jack made all the people on the server try to kill me but only the three above did it. Mostly every round they rdmed me. I kept calm and waited took screenshots.

Witnesses:None

Evidence:http://imgur.com/OVjyEUN
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The market is in need of less items

We should introduce the quick sell feature

What this does is you can sell your gun without anyone really buying it

It would give you coins in return at a standard price of a gun

What I am saying is
Standards sell for 1 coin
Unlikeys for 10
Rares 25
And so on

I think it would be very beneficial if we could enable/disable a third person on the server, maybe just add 'chasecam' ?

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I come with the idea of a new "T" weapon.
There are a lot of maps that are largely filled with water in our server and are very often voted, yet no T weapon that works well with it

I suggest we have an inflatable balloon shark, like those remote control ones you see on commercials, that have a bomb strapped to its fin or a torpedo that shoots out of its mouth

I believe a shark would be best because it can submerge into the water, sneaking up on enemies whereas an inflatable raft of some sort cannot, plus sharks are sp00ky

It should work where the T has to buy it and before he drops it in the water, he has to inflate it, aka spam click where it inflates a little more every 1 second, taking about 10 clicks to fully inflate, then place it in the water and have a little shark-cam on the bottom right side of the screen. When they has the controller out, they can move it where it needs to, left clicking to blow it up.

I think it should look something like this (but underwater):

NotChosen is narcissistic. Any thoughts?