If anyone would like to offer me a pistol just tell me in game or post here ill check ill offer good for it (unpoke pls no offeriono)

http://store.steampowered.com/app/15700/

Free if you grab it now!

EDIT: Our Glorious, Illustrious Leader has heard our collective cry! Our voices have pierced the heavens, let all who tread these lands know; we are NOT invisible! We ARE heard! God Save the Queen!

P.S: I remade it because it wasn't in suggestions, teehee.

Now, we all know that the promised "High chance of suffixes" was a falsehood. Now, I've thought of a few ways to balance out TotaliTerrans to make them "Cooler!"

Here's a few stat ideas and special stuff.

Stats:
Fire-Rate: +60%
Damage: -70%
Accuracy: -40%
Recoil: +40%
Clip: +8 to +25 (Rifles/Shotguns to Automatics)
Mobility: N/A
Special Status: Very high chance of suffixes. Very low chance of DOUBLE suffixes.

Alternatively:

Spoiler

Variant #2
Fire-Rate: +50%
Damage: -60%
Accuracy: -30%
Recoil: +30%
Clip: +5 to +18 (Rifles/Shotguns to Automatics)

Variant #3 (Secondaries ONLY):
Fire-Rate: +40%
Damage: -80%
Accuracy: +40%
Recoil: +50%
Clip: +8 to +25(Rifles/Shotguns to Automatics)

very confused here need help dieing

Now, we all know that the promised "High chance of suffixes" was a falsehood. Now, I've thought of a few ways to balance out TotaliTerrans to make them "Cooler!"

Here's a few stat ideas and special stuff.

Stats:
Fire-Rate: +60%
Damage: -70%
Accuracy: -40%
Recoil: +40%
Clip: +8 to +25 (Rifles/Shotguns to Automatics)
Mobility: N/A
Special Status: Very high chance of suffixes. Very low chance of DOUBLE suffixes.

Alternatively:

Spoiler

Variant #2
Fire-Rate: +50%
Damage: -60%
Accuracy: -30%
Recoil: +30%
Clip: +5 to +18 (Rifles/Shotguns to Automatics)

Variant #3 (Secondaries ONLY):
Fire-Rate: +40%
Damage: -80%
Accuracy: +40%
Recoil: +50%
Clip: +8 to +25(Rifles/Shotguns to Automatics)

So, it was only Unpoke, EmperorWhale and myself on. Whale died* pre-orbital, and then I killed myself leaving Unpoke alive. The orbital -instantly- ended, with Unpoke and myself getting drops (His Crescent Case, my Moderate AUG), while Whale got nothing. The round "Restarted" saying it was going with us having guns able to kill each-other, and then restarted into a normal round after about 20 seconds.


*mysterious circumstances do not ask how

Wow, it's been a long time since I did my Part 1 Ideas. I hope you like my funky fresh ideas
Brass Knuckles:

• Firerate: +30%
• Damage: +5%
• Mobility: +12%
• Unique Ability: None
  

• Firerate: +5%
• Damage: +10%
• Range: +10%
• Unique Ability: Has a X in X chance to cause extra knockback
  

• Firerate: -15%
• Damage: +20%
• Range: +40%
• Mobility: -5%
• Unique Ability: None
  

• Firerate: +20%
• Damage: -10%
• Range: +5%
• Mobility: +18%
• Unique Ability: Can be thrown. Successful hit has damage equal to a melee strike. Thrown Kunai may be picked up.
  

• Firerate: +5%
• Damage: +5%
• Range: +5%
• Mobility: +7%
• Unique Ability: While active, Flashlight is turned on, and is 2x as bright as the default flashlight. Pressing your Flashlight Key with this weapon equipped automatically switches to this weapon.
  

• Firerate: -5%
• Damage: +15%
• Range: +10%
• Mobility: +5%
• Unique Ability: Increases Rate of Protests by up to 40%
  

I'm looking to buy party hats with coins pm me with offers

before now, it had been 2 and a half days without ANY shitposts! congratulations guys you all deserve metals


get back to the shitposts

Steam Name(Current): NotChosen

Age: 18

Current Rank: Member

Have you ever been banned and why: Perma'd x10 and a few times for karma ban

Why would you like to be promoted?: I am ready to get back into the server. This is also were I will clarify for some people why I stepped down. I just recently moved and as many of you know there was the old Drama Llama going through the server. I overreacted to a threat and stepped down. I feel like it was harsh of me to do that because now I look at all the people who immediately peeved and people who actually enjoyed me as a moderator really showed me why I shouldn't of reacted that way because I feel like I've got more than enough people who at least like me (and Terran who I bribe). Everyone knows how well I do with reports and I feel like me doing my job isn't even a question because I did it 99% of the time I was on, 1% when Terran was on because sometimes I couldn't click fast enough.

Why do you think we should promote you?: (Above)
Do you have any administrative experience:
Minecraft:
Fallout : Wild Wasteland - About a year and a half, I was by the end (Almost, we shutdown before) Head-Admin
Elder Scrolls Server (Lost Title , Owner changed it)- Head Admin, Lead Coder (Basically plugin monkey, awful)
Shadowblade - Admin
Juiceville - Moderator
Herocraft- Guide(Shepard of Noobies)
Gmod:
Quantum Gaming (Only real one worth mentioning or remembering)
Additional Details:
I hate strawberries. This is my first time making a +Member app so be gentle. Also this is barebones, but face it guys you all know me and you know how I am so judge off that.