Steam Name of Offending Players: CanuckDMs, BTSpaniel, wilson_ty

Steam ID of Offending Players:STEAM_0:0:78959458, STEAM_0:1:1984986, STEAM_0:0:5992508

Map the event happened on: Sandraiders & 67th Way

Date of event:9/24/15

What Happened?: CanuckDms Mass rdmed and has Hacks. Details on hacks- can see through walls, has aimbot, can hear spectators along with esp can permalock doors and change weapon skins.(note has been karma banned multiple times but keeps coming back) The last two were meta gaming/ghosting and also mass rdming no hacks though.

Witnesses: doctorRat, knaveHearted, BigDragon12

Evidence: https://imgur.com/a/IMIz4

Notes: I know I need more evidence for ghosting/meta gaming, but if you check friends lists and look at the screenshots Btspaniel just so happens to find a orbital beam cannon and help his friend (T at the time) you can piece together what was going on pretty easily.

If anyone would like to offer me a pistol just tell me in game or post here ill check ill offer good for it (unpoke pls no offeriono)

http://store.steampowered.com/app/15700/

Free if you grab it now!

EDIT: Our Glorious, Illustrious Leader has heard our collective cry! Our voices have pierced the heavens, let all who tread these lands know; we are NOT invisible! We ARE heard! God Save the Queen!

P.S: I remade it because it wasn't in suggestions, teehee.

Now, we all know that the promised "High chance of suffixes" was a falsehood. Now, I've thought of a few ways to balance out TotaliTerrans to make them "Cooler!"

Here's a few stat ideas and special stuff.

Stats:
Fire-Rate: +60%
Damage: -70%
Accuracy: -40%
Recoil: +40%
Clip: +8 to +25 (Rifles/Shotguns to Automatics)
Mobility: N/A
Special Status: Very high chance of suffixes. Very low chance of DOUBLE suffixes.

Alternatively:

Spoiler

Variant #2
Fire-Rate: +50%
Damage: -60%
Accuracy: -30%
Recoil: +30%
Clip: +5 to +18 (Rifles/Shotguns to Automatics)

Variant #3 (Secondaries ONLY):
Fire-Rate: +40%
Damage: -80%
Accuracy: +40%
Recoil: +50%
Clip: +8 to +25(Rifles/Shotguns to Automatics)

very confused here need help dieing

Now, we all know that the promised "High chance of suffixes" was a falsehood. Now, I've thought of a few ways to balance out TotaliTerrans to make them "Cooler!"

Here's a few stat ideas and special stuff.

Stats:
Fire-Rate: +60%
Damage: -70%
Accuracy: -40%
Recoil: +40%
Clip: +8 to +25 (Rifles/Shotguns to Automatics)
Mobility: N/A
Special Status: Very high chance of suffixes. Very low chance of DOUBLE suffixes.

Alternatively:

Spoiler

Variant #2
Fire-Rate: +50%
Damage: -60%
Accuracy: -30%
Recoil: +30%
Clip: +5 to +18 (Rifles/Shotguns to Automatics)

Variant #3 (Secondaries ONLY):
Fire-Rate: +40%
Damage: -80%
Accuracy: +40%
Recoil: +50%
Clip: +8 to +25(Rifles/Shotguns to Automatics)

So, it was only Unpoke, EmperorWhale and myself on. Whale died* pre-orbital, and then I killed myself leaving Unpoke alive. The orbital -instantly- ended, with Unpoke and myself getting drops (His Crescent Case, my Moderate AUG), while Whale got nothing. The round "Restarted" saying it was going with us having guns able to kill each-other, and then restarted into a normal round after about 20 seconds.


*mysterious circumstances do not ask how

Wow, it's been a long time since I did my Part 1 Ideas. I hope you like my funky fresh ideas
Brass Knuckles:

• Firerate: +30%
• Damage: +5%
• Mobility: +12%
• Unique Ability: None
  

• Firerate: +5%
• Damage: +10%
• Range: +10%
• Unique Ability: Has a X in X chance to cause extra knockback
  

• Firerate: -15%
• Damage: +20%
• Range: +40%
• Mobility: -5%
• Unique Ability: None
  

• Firerate: +20%
• Damage: -10%
• Range: +5%
• Mobility: +18%
• Unique Ability: Can be thrown. Successful hit has damage equal to a melee strike. Thrown Kunai may be picked up.
  

• Firerate: +5%
• Damage: +5%
• Range: +5%
• Mobility: +7%
• Unique Ability: While active, Flashlight is turned on, and is 2x as bright as the default flashlight. Pressing your Flashlight Key with this weapon equipped automatically switches to this weapon.
  

• Firerate: -5%
• Damage: +15%
• Range: +10%
• Mobility: +5%
• Unique Ability: Increases Rate of Protests by up to 40%
  

I'm looking to buy party hats with coins pm me with offers

before now, it had been 2 and a half days without ANY shitposts! congratulations guys you all deserve metals


get back to the shitposts