Hiya gamers, Jerk Butt here. I'm going to be your Funeral director for the funeral of our beloved friend, Iron Thor.
His will and testament to the community will be a giveaway for those who attend it, This will be edited at any time to indicate a date it may happen and an announcement will be made in discord general, Forums shoutbox, and the editing of this post.

We will come together and do lyrus (And possibly kraken!) together as a community on lobby that day.

There will be a giveaway either before or after these events, but that also will be announced when it is happening.

Be sure to attend if you wish to have a chance for Ironman keepsakes and to wish an amazing member of the community off.


(Items attached below)

https://imgur.com/a/HE0tPW0

Some items are already claimed due to a wish to give them to individuals, Please understand that.




The giveaway is beginning now! 9:00 PM EST 4/3/19


The Funeral has ended, We viking funeral'd Thor's body off of the kraken pier. Goodbye good man, We will miss you.

So, the rune of power, I've always loved using them and having fun with the guns you can get from them, but there are a few changes I would suggest
• Make it so you can abandon a rune of power, say you get a gun you do not like, you can abandon it with !abandongodlike and then you would get a message asking you to confirm, you would do !confirm.
• Give it a GUI upon activation similar to the gift package, so it would give you nine random godlikes to choose from

(Completely unrelated, but it would be nice if the Book of Clergy could give other players ammo)

This was just an idea that I thought would make the server more enjoyable, thank you for taking time to read my suggestion and please reply with your feedback

Current In-game name: Gfkxj

Current Status: Away

Do you feel you have done a good job: I feel that for the time I was on I tried to be as fair as possible for the situations given the information. Though I know there were defiantly times I misunderstood the situation or times I have been unreasonable, but overall I think I served my duties.

Ninja: Both D and T
Benefits:

• Double Jump
• Built in Shuriken Climb
• Silent Footsteps.
  

• Your melee swaps to A Sword or Shield and the push blocks bullets/melee for a certain amount of damage or short time period.
•  Your shots have a chance to smite the enemy for small damage and add a short blind effect OR smite with a lightning bolt that makes them move uncontrollably.
• Additional 10 health
  

• Ability to spawn multiple kraken tentacles
• Chance to gain additional T credits per kill
  

• Bonus damage from behind
• Crouching can give a brief cloak
• Ability to steal ammo from players
  

Are you a tard?
Are you struggling with day to day struggles such as breathing with things other than your mouth?
Then this guide is for you.
First of all: Equipment
Melee: Doesn't Matter
Misc: Doesn't Matter
Secondary: Still doesn't fucking matter
Primary: Matters. If you don't know any better ya should go for the gun with the highest power. Galil's are preferred over 95% of all guns.
Crystal: If you have a Crystal Synergizer then good if not then whatever. Without syn just use a reload crystal, and with it you use reload and shock absorb.

Cool ur fucking fully equipped with cool ass shit now, wicked.

Next up is where to motherfucking shoot.
Shoot the NON-Spikey tentacles first.
The ones you do lower damage to.
You get more points and you're doing some solid work on actually bringing the kraken down.
When all NON-Spikeys are down you shoot the spikeys.
Really hard huh? And once all spikeys are down you're gonna be wanting to shoot the kraken IN HIS EYES. Eye damage gives you crits and if you do good enough you have a chance for the untradeable enraged eye, wow!
And if his eyes are down you shoot his ugly ass vagina face.
TLDR; NON-Spikeys>Spikeys>Eyes>Vaginaface. And headcrabs you just shoot whenever you feel like you don't want to die to them.

Now this is just fucking rad, you're just about a kraken slaying god now.

Next up are the krackers attacks.

Lets start with his rape tentacles.
SpikeBoys: They just slam and do a very obvious animation when doing so
Non-SpikeBoys: They can slam like their spike-counterparts but they have a disgusting slimy ace up their sleeve. They can hurls rocks and headcrabs at you.
AND WOULD YOU KNOW IT THEY'RE ACTUALLY PRETTY DAMN EZ TO DEAL WITH. For rocks you, and I know this seems hard to believe, sidestep. And for the headcrab balls you just gun down the little slimy hairy fucker on the spot.
Vaginatus The Mighty: Kraken himself has a couple disgusting attacks up his cooch. For the first down he does jack shit so you can just focus your 2 braincells on shooting and sidestepping. After a certain % damage he's going to start doing his "Focused Balls of Semen" attack. Essentially he targets one players and barrages them with semen. All you have to do here is to just either #1 sidestep or #2 sit behind a tree. You can very easily and clearly see him look at you and begin charging the attack so you can get ready. After he goes below maybe 50% health he starts doing the "Oh I'm fucking coming" squirtmaster attack. It shoots balls all over the place targeting multiple people at once. Dodge the same way you dodged the first attack.
AND NOW for the final attack! THE ALMIGHTY "Anal Cleaver Noob Circle of Cockcrushing". He starts sneakily charging an attack and you're going to feel yourself starting to get pulled in towards him. And then every white knight starts shouting "ULT ULT ULT" and that's how you know it's coming. And how do you dodge it? Well there's going to be a white circle coming rapidly towards you and you just crouch jump over it. And shut the actual fuck up with your "I jumped!" BS.

And that's essentially it.
Positioning wise try finding a place where you don't get actively slammed on but are still close to a tree so you can hide from water balls.

And yes I am writing this shortly after a failed kraken and yes I am being passive agressive, how observant.

So I have a Fearful M19 of the Phoenix with muffle. The proc chance on phoenix and muffle used to be 1 in 7, now its 1 in 8? I was curious if this was intentional or not.

Current In-game nameoison

Current Status(Away/active):Active

Do you feel you have done a good job(explain):I feel that I have done a good job. I have been having an awesome time playing FRG lately and will continue to play a lot. I think that I've done a good job with reports as well as bans but would take any criticism that is had. I would like to think of myself as a chill member of the community just trying to help out.

Steam Name of Offending Player(s): lilpecker

Steam ID of Offending Player(s):  STEAM_0:0:141480260

Map the event happened on: ttt_slender

Date of event: April 1st

What Happened?: He was accused of cheating, and then toggled on and aimbotted the entire server. He got karma banned, but I think he killed 9 people with RDM.

Witnesses: Everyone on (Box Thinker, Nytemart, Halaman)

Evidence: Didn't get it, but its there.