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made 4 notchosen and whoever wants to shit talk him

Every so often, someone who was once considered a regular, or someone just generally on often gets a good drop or has good items, but gets permanently banned with them. Why not take their inventory (7 days after their ban incase an appeal comes) and put it out for auction purchasable by forerunner points in the lobby?

The auction would last for a week span (when everything else in the lobby is updated) and will cycle as such. It will only pick out Unlikelys+ (and possibly suffixes that have a rarity lower than unlikely). This would be a fun way to use forerunner points rather than relying on the weekly shop, and whatever is to come in the lobby already for them, as well as keep good guns in rotation and not make them go to waste.

Post your additions or what you think of this below

Your best furrend is probably maybe gonna start playing Sometimes if he wants to

So hi

I've been playing more on here, so I figured "Why not make ANOTHER INTRODUCTION".
See some of you guys in-game : P

Age:15
Steam name: Undope420
Time Played: 270 hours
Where did I hear about the server: I randomly joined just after my purchase and download of Gmod
Have I ever been banned: Yes, vote banned for 1 minute and it was aboose at approximitley 4AM
Why do I want to join: This is the most boss TTT server in existence!
Referred by: Leo, NotChosen , and others which are apparently to busy for my butt
Other details: I like trains and am in the Un-cult

Steam Name of Offending Player(s): Chin Chin

Steam ID of Offending Player(s): STEAM_0:1:60857881

Map the event happened on: gm_construct

Date of event: 9/3/2015 7:08 PM EST

What Happened?:
RDM of Inno and Det in one round. Clearly not needed here.

Witnesses:
Mini Cosmic, Dante

Evidence:
http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/424817196861493262/3942CAE71197ABBA7CE76A03CDF071CF71E9AEB5/ Double RDM
http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/424817196861493427/2F5FAD217F6AC2E5D60301981734D0DEB5C3D3E8/ Leave

im matt. i followed lazy to the server and I love slayer-san.

on a round on FRG server we were on the black mesa map and drove boats, orbitals were trying to hit us and helicopters also, we were dodging the shooting and i was the last one, it was so fun and i really wanted it to happen again so it should be a minigame

Does anyone have a favorite game that they played a lot when they were young?

(i would fucking play racthet and clank all day ere day)

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