tl;dr: Will be back in a month or so.

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If you haven't noticed, I kinda disappeared.

For the longest time I have been playing on a potato of a computer that I bought from a hospital for 10$. The computer has been getting slower and slower despite my attempts to clean it up, and because of this it makes g-mod unplayable with a steady 5 frames per second. I've dealt with 10 frames per second for the past two years, however as of recently I just cant handle it.

GOOD NEWS THOUGH!
After some doing some sneaky beaky business, I will have built a new rig by the end of this month or the beginning of next month, so hang in there!

-Don't make fun of Kcat, she already knows she is trash.
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omg Im departing
notchosen got a deathbringer

fuk i rage quit
never come back
goodbye evrey1

...but here me out.

What is one staple gun of many a rifle experts amoung assassins. The silenced rifle. That's right hit from the shadows and never be heard featuring the new

bum bum bum

Hitman's Lover

20% accuracy

25% damage

20% stability

-15% Mobility

20% FR

clip is negotiable.

Special. Is as silent as a shadow and twice as deadly. Has a 1 in 3.3 to cause bleed damage over time doing 5 damage every 2 seconds for 10 seconds.

(name is also negotiable)

RareKappa and I were playing Texas Hold Em but when we were going all in at the high bid table the winner didn't receive the others player bet that he went all in. Another glitch was when we both went all in it occasionally doubled the winnings I won 500 from the table we were at then it doubled the five hundred into 1000 chips essentially giving me 2 wins worth of chips. -Hydra, Rarekappa

Steam Name of Offending Player(s): Bezerker

Steam ID of Offending Player(s): STEAM_0:1:75911551

Map the event happened on: Wanda

Date of event: 5/1/2016

What Happened?: Bezerker claimed he got stuck in a telescope, then when people came to him he jihaded. He killed people without dying from either the people shooting at him or the explosion, then he bought another jihad and used that one too. He claims that it was unintentional, but he did it twice.

Witnesses: In screenshot.

Evidence:

I just thought it might be a good addition to be able to trade up suffixes for a roll that gives you only suffixed weapons.

i hereby declare a boycott on frg due to the lack of swan park together we can make frg great again

I won a pot of 800 and it didnt give me coins but went to the entry menu and shows 0 entries left with everyone still there. Fuzzy, Emperor, and seto are witnesses.

There should be a timer on pots, or multiple pots.
This would be to prevent people not wanting to bet if there is a super high bet.
These different pots could also have different min coins like the Texas hold em'.
Also it should show everyone's chances to win at the end.