Age: 20

Steam Name(Current): TheLazyNinja

Time played on servers?(!time username to check): 136 hours

Where did you hear about this server?: Played for a few months about a year ago just came back recently

Have you ever been banned and why?: no

Why do you want to join?: Really enjoying playing TTT again and I really love the community here. I also really like some of the unique aspects of the server like the lobby, events, and mini games.

Referred by: N/A

Additional Details: I enjoy to play a variety of games so everyone feel free to add me
Thanks!

HOW DO I GET 1000=2^x

MY TEXTBOOK SAYS X IS 10 WHEN ROUNDED.

Does anybody have the max stats for each of the primordial enhancable tiers?

I had a fun idea that is totally unique and nobody on the server has done to unbox hella Tidal crates.
I'm going to try and get at least 200 tidal crates before hand so any donations would be helpful and I'll give away what I don't want.

Hopefully I'll be able to do it
look for it soon

http://plays.tv/video/57ed8f68a36cff0551/flickzdeags?from=user

Steam Name of Offending Player(s): Gilded Doorknob

Steam ID of Offending Player(s): STEAM_0:1:48312330

Map the event happened on: Traitor Motel

Date of event: Today  :  10/2/2016

What Happened?: So Gilded has been playing this week a bit, he's only about a minuscule amount of hours. Recently, as of today, it appeared to more than just myself (probably most of the server) that he is more than likely using an aimbot, I have a video I recorded but have not posted due to the fact that it may just be completely worthless, if required, I will post it.
Anyways, he pretty much aimbotted the shit out of us, hard scoping with a rifle, I did not receive a bullet at all from him, but I'm thoroughly convinced he was hacking as well.

Witnesses: Most of the server, have to check specifics. [Possibly : Fuzzy, Rotshout] EDIT : SlitheringSoul, Sasha, Dogboy, Daddy rex

Evidence: Well, most of the server can tell that it was happening, I need to get names on who saw it but there was plenty of us.

Firstly, I'm not putting this here as a joke, but because stuff in this section doesn't show up on the main page latest activity, and I don't feel this should be something everyone just knows about.
Anyways, I'm most likely not going to come back to the server, so that's that I guess. Bye.
:Angel:

I loaded up this word counter site, didn't realize i've opened it before because this was still saved somehow on it.

Crated Djinn

So this idea is fairly "out there", the "Crated Djinn" would be a brand new obtainable item. First off the basic run down of it: Obtainable from any form of crate, end round drop, chest, or rolls. The only thing is the chance of obtaining this would have to be rarer than a godlike or up to Brass (I'd prefer the 1 in 500k chance just to make it extremely valuable). The Djinn would only be allowed to be used in the Lobby server, when used it summons an NPC named "Djewran" (With the latest update it'd probably be possible to only stream this npc to the player who uses the Djinn). Djewran will then prompt you with a message "You think you were getting a real Djinn?! Hahaha. Fool, I'm the Greediest of all Djinns and do not allow for your petty 3 Wishes nonsense. I'll only give you 1 Wish. So decide, and hurry my Rice is burning."
After this message 4 Options will pop-op in the message box:
1) Wealth Beyond Imagination (This is a random amount of coins that are extremely better than the ones obtained from Gift Packages and are scaled to level)
Djewran: Ahh.... I guess you want to compete with me eh?
<Username> has acquired X Coins!

2) Ultimate Power (Instantly levels you up 2-5 Levels, If you're at Terran's level this would be extremely useful)
Djewran: What, Killing seems to hard for you now?

3) Discarded Loot:
Djewran: I could've guessed this being your wish. Here you go, pick your salt pills.
(A new menu pops up with the message containing "You must now select 1-3 Amount of Crates" Purely up to Brass how many, but I suggest 3 just because of the chances of getting a common. You now see every Seasonal Crate that has been expired before you, you get to select 3 of them that you take. This would just be another way to reinvigorate the market with guns that may never be seen again , but since this is extremely rare this wouldn't harm the economy in any way.

4) New Found Friendship (You gain 1-3 Random Crates, a small amount of coins)
Djewran: You didn't want to run me dry? Well here you go, a small token of friendship
<Username> has acquired an Empty Crate (I guess this is optional as it'd just be a great cosmetic if possible to add or make it a badge style'd item just as a sort of collector's thing.

Afterwards Djewran disappears in a sort of smoke and leaves you with your assorted treasures.

“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me:
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.”
- Emma Lazarus

America was founded on the basic ideology that all men are created equal and that everyone should have the chance to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Too often in these times do we see these simple truths being denied to our fellow man. It is the actions of our leaders that these freedoms granted to every man woman and child are being shredded away, slowly but surely.

This election year is going to be the most dangerous we have seen. On one hand we have a man with zero political experience and renowned for telling people that they are "fired". On the other, we have an life long politician with a reputation for dishonesty and a failing health condition. Both are being shoved down our throats by our "major" political parties. Well they have failed us. Neither are fit to run this country.

I do not expect much from this shit post, just a glimmer of hope that those of voting age will be able to pull their heads from their memes for long enough to realize the true problems plaguing this great nation of ours. This election we have a chance to remove the elderly, wealthy few who are driving this country to its knees. This election, we can take back our land.