So yeah, I saw a video on twitter of a giant buff mexican man fucking a watermelon, and after he finished he splits the watermelon in half with his fists and then eats the fucking watermelon. Then the text for video even says "Watermelon is fat-free, cholesterol content is zero, and has significant amounts of vitamins to ?? " when auto-translated

So yeah...I just felt like sharing this. Don't worry I won't post it here as it is too NSFW and I definitely will not PM you it if you ask for it

I'm creating a map and I'm wondering what I should make the sky look like.

These are the two textures I would like to use

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Galaxy skybox created by komaokc
Scorched Earth created by Lord Canistra


The Galaxy skybox would be much brighter than the Scorched Earth and have stars littered everywhere.

The Scorched Earth skybox will have more realistic lighting and have a interesting look to the map

       

The Scorched Earth skybox was meant to be a CS:GO skybox, some objects and guns will probably have a shiny look (like in the map Clue. The gun and TV is extremely bright, but doesn't apply to all objects like barrels.), but I'm assuming this could be fix with cubemaps.
Scorched Earth doesn't have stars anywhere, instead there is the sun and a planet on top of the skybox, below it is literally Hell on Earth

(Guess you can say it's pretty LIT....sorry....)

kappa kappa

Steam Name of Offending Player(s):

Shy Guy's Stash

Steam ID of Offending Player(s):

STEAM_0:0:66901572

Map the event happened on:

frg_street (I think that's the name)

Date of event:

10/25/2017

What Happened?:

He came into the server and started saying the N-Word left and right in chat.

Witnesses:

Glazz, Cobaltgeo, Lucifer, Degenerate Cow, Love, skrt, cheesenips, Kuro, and AidenCDoesStuff (A newer guy I think), and also myself (obviously).

Evidence:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1180981540
This is the only screenshot I thought to take at the time, uploaded to steam right after I was done playing for the night.

Should be some kind of statue/ trophy/ inscription in the lobby for current world record holders!
Also maybe show 2nd/3rd place record holders/ who held the record for the longest time before getting beat

Steam Name (Current): Celery God

Steam Name (During incident): Celery God™

Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:26830324

Steam Profile Link: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198013926376  OR  http://steamcommunity.com/id/rmaring

Name of staff you were banned by: McNuggie

Length of the ban: Permenant

Would you like your ban shortened or repealed?: Repealed.

Reason for ban: Ghosting + RDM and not slaying

Did you commit the actions stated in the ban reason?: Yes.

What really happened?: I think I ghosted by hinting at someone's location in the teamspeak. My memory's fuzzy. Also I RDM'd someone while there was no admin present, and I didn't kill myself in the next round.

Additional details: It's been over two years. I just wanna come back and have a good time. Yeah, I get that I was an immature tryhard, but that was two years ago. I was 14, maybe even 13 depending on the time frame you might be thinking of. In fact, I remember applying for membership shortly after I turned 13. I'm just as surprised as anyone that I'm back here now, appealing my ban once again, but you know what? I've never had as much fun in a video game as I have on FRG. I know things are probably different now, but I still want to get back on at least one more time. At this point I'm not even sure that I'll play on FRG like I used to when I got banned. I'd just like to know when I get on Garry's Mod that I can join FRG, and maybe I will occasionally. Thank you for your time, and try to keep an open mind. I drive now for god's sake, that at least has to take a little more responsibility than 13 year old me had.

After around level 125, it starts to take an awfully long time to level up. Is it possibly that after level 125 EXP boosts start showing up in gift packages again?

It already feels bad enough only getting one gift package per level until you hit around 140, which takes months and months currently, but on top of that you can't even get EXP from them. It feels like getting to level 100 is pointless and isn't worth it when you basically restart from level 1 with a badge and cape. EXP boosts will help with that feeling a little bit, making the experience of getting to a higher level feel a bit more progressive and less time wasting.

OK, so my +member app was denied and i want to know what i need to do to improve myself to be a better part of this community...what did i do wrong?

I really want to better the community one thing at a time, and if i need to fix myself, then tell me what i need to do to make me better for the community

Steam Name (Current): obtuse

Steam Name (During incident): obtuse

Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:68244607

Steam Profile Link: http://steamcommunity.com/id/flabflabflabflabflabflab/

Name of staff you were banned by: does not say

Length of the ban: Permanent

Would you like your ban shortened or repealed?: repealed if possible,but i'm okay with it being shortened if that's what you guys want

Reason for ban: nil

Did you commit the actions stated in the ban reason?:I don't know what nil is but probably

What really happened?: I was hanging around about 5-10 minuets ago opening some item crates when I was banned for "nil". Last night I was playing on FRG TTT #2 just hanging out playing some games, like a regular Sunday night, and I may have killed two innocents having some fun, you know like doing sword fights with my sick durendal sword and stuff, but from what I saw it wasn't an rdm. One of the two times i'm pretty sure that I was shot at first, but that's for the logs to decide I guess. I'm really sorry about leaving, it was pretty late and I had a test in the mourning today so I went to go study for it, and went to bed.

Additional details: I'm a pretty chill person and I don't go around just popping people in the noggin for no reason. I've been playing for a couple days and I recently hit level 4 or 5 last night and it is a really fun server with all those cool weapons.

ps- I can't find the texture for the grimoure book, whenever I try to use it, it makes a square turning missing texture.

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