I had this idea a while back, figured it couldn't hurt to make a post about it.

Trait ideas:
1 in x chance to increase targets recoil by x times for x seconds.

1 in x chance to reverse targets controls for x seconds

1 in x chance for target to empty their magazine

I figured they don't sound ridiculously overpowered,  but open to further balancing suggestions.

I don't know if its for just me, but aslay and NRslay don't work. I tried to slay a man with Aslay, it didn't work. He rdm'd again. I tried NRslay, it didn't work.

Either I was demoted yet still have (broken) commands or something is seriously wrong.

Kuro is getting on to test.

Edit: I can mark Kuro to be slain, he's Mod.

Edit edit: Kuro CANNOT slay me. NRslay and Aslay are 100% broken.

Normal slays DO WORK however

I'm looking at a nice tablet for traveling, which I'll probably do a lot of soon. Narrows it down to three choices; - Anyone have any opinions on what I should get? I made a Strawpoll, so hit me with your best. Thanks.

http://strawpoll.me/3955115

Any of you gaylords play Hearthstone? If you do hit me up and send me a DUEL TO THE DEATH sometimes, yeah? (And to those who don't know what Hearthstone is pls leef)

Battle.net: Noonoo123#2837

We were testing remote mines, and placed one on glass. It whazoo'd out, and either disappeared or rolled on the ground. Then the server crashed. This happened like twice.

Will try to duplicate glitch.

Edit: It may only happen on certain maps.
67th way was the one it crashed on.

Edit edit: Crashed on that Plaza map or whatever the default one is.

Okay, I've confirmed (Maeps has too).

IF you place the bomb on the glass, it'll usually stick. You can pick it up. Do it again and it'll roll off or disappear, THEN crash the server.

Edit: If stays in the spot after the glass is broken sometimes, just...floating.

Why is Maeps always T.

My name is Dreadark, but I prefer for you to call me Dread. I like taking selfies in animal costumes and dressing up like my dream waifu. I also like to examine fine chairs in furniture stores.    

I am chair-kin. Do not refer to me as he unless you want to trigger me. Only use the pronouns; bro-chair and bench-bro when referring to me, please and thank you.  
I am also bi sexual and weigh 300 pounds. 340 in the winter.

I look forward to playing with all of you. Everyone is my friend.       
Just remember. Don't trigger me my bringing up these words: rape, murder, bathtubs, Ikea (not good chairs there), fat, straight, fag**t, and lightbulbs.                 

Thank you and have a good day.


P.S if you want to be my friend you have to tell me how old you are, your name, birthday, pronouns to use, and your trigger words. Also your social security number.
P.P.S I would have used more emoticons but im limited to 15 per message.

So I had the quick idea, earlier this morning I was playing with skully and 1v1'ing him, throwing melons at eachother and various explosive barrels, I tried attatching remote mines and C4 to the melons, all of those failed (as I had thought they would) I'm currently unsure if you can do this to other props, I know you can't with C4.
SO my idea would be, just for fun, attaching explosives to props.

Imagine it, you attatch a C4 to a melon and pick it up, throwing it into a crowd and killing them all with the explosion, killing one or two with the melon. It woulden't be OP, considering it's a feature to attatch shit too, rather than actually cause any extra damage; in a sense atleast.

In an effort to be actually active on the forums, figured I'd make an intro thread.

I'm Tonifer,  I dunno if anyone remembers me, but I used to play on NTG a lot. For the people that know me, nice to see you, and those that don't, I hope I can change that.

(This took way longer to write than it should have. About 10 minutes. >.>)

https://vine.co/u/962808861016887296

I found this yesterday

Fuck me. Im dying. Call 911. Help.