ALL prices are negotiable and can be changed at any whim that I have.

Party Hats
46 total, solid colors will cost more! (200 Ea, 125 Ea if randomly picked non-solid)

Godlikes
Ascultone, 1 in 13.8 (20k)

Primordials
Legbiter (4k)

Legendaries
Bellum Letale x11 (1 in 8.5 to 1 in 11.7) (500-1k Ea)

Axistence Mac10 (150)
Axistence Galil (150)
Axistence M16 (250)

Durendal (300)

Nighthawk x4 (250 ea)

Rare
Glock-A-Doodle-Do x2 (200 ea)

Jolly Huge 1 in 13.4 for 33.9 (1k)
Jolly Glock 1 in 9.5 for 35 (1k)

Bone Spirit x3 (100 ea)

Swift Mac10 (500)

Ninjato x6 (250 ea)

Unlikely
Ominous Glock of Phoenix + Agony (2.5k)
Ominous Glock of Agony (2k)

Ominous AK of Corrosion + Phoenix (3k)

Lightweight AK (50)
Lightweight Glock (50)

Cyantific Pistol of Phoenix (400)

hi, im selling the ravager title

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coins preferably

Your in-game name: Killthestory

Offender's in-game name: Bayspade

Offender's in-game SteamID: STEAM_0:1:129061226

At what time did this occur: 4:30~ February 21st, West American

What did they do: RDMed Snow then left

Any evidence/support: About 20~ players on, Snow included. Ask any of them babe.

Other: Ay I got you Snow fam, I got you

Steam Name of Offending Player(s): bayspade

Steam ID of Offending Player(s): STEAM_0:1:129061226

Map the event happened on: trappycottage

Date of event: 2/21/16

What Happened?: Kid rdm'd snow on his T round then left before a report was made, he had rdm'd a bit before and was slain a while ago and came back after avoiding it apparently.

Witnesses: snow, killerkong, killthestory, ect

Evidence:

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198129143634/screenshot/316746134564211889

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=629971547

ay wassup obligatory hi guys im new etc etc etc.

beach invited me and it seems p okay so hi.

hi.

1. Have a percentage of damage done to him when his shield is down but not while he is on his knees.
2. Make the time that the boss goes down less random. (Suggestion by Dreadark)
3. Fix the bosses aggro. (Suggestion by Rotshout,Unpoke and Tobias)
4. For starters, most of the time when he gets up, he starts to move towards someone, so everyone is like, "oh, alright, I guess it's fine to stand still now", then 5 seconds later he randomly teleports behind you, and instantly swings. Which basically kills you.(Suggestion by Tobias)
5. Half the hp/dmg of the rats.
6. If he switches targets, he can't use abilities for 10-5 seconds.(Suggestion by Terran)
7. Give players a buff that gives hp regen and a dmg bonus that increases as players die (starts off with no bonus and max 1-5 hp per 10-5 sec at 1 dead 1 hp per 10 sec then for every person that dies adds 1 hp and removes 1 sec from the delay between heals and added 20% per player dead up to 100% double damage, bonus is lost when a respwn occurs)
8. Introduce a cooldown between abilites(he used floor sweep then teleported)
9. Mobs don't spawn on the pillar that is "active"( as in the pillar that is currently being melted/destroyed.

I may add any other suggestions anyone else has.

Third person allows you to see your back side, but not your frontside. If Brass were to add a mirror (which is probably easy as poo) you could see your front side (misty XD CSGO) plz add

Eat salt premium salt here is a list of all the salt in the world https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_edible_salts Thats a shitload of salt

Hey young adventurer i see you need to summon Cthulu wait whats that Satan? HOW ABOUT BOTH THEN THEY CAN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACHOTHER. Cthulu Step 1. First you need to go to the ocean and Capture a Octopus with this octopus you need to burn it alive while Shouting Hiel Cthulu Mein Fuhrer in your BEST german accent Step 2.WITH THE COOKED OCTOPUS YOU NEED TO BEDAZZLE IT WITH GOLD AND DIAMONDS Step 3. Throw Octopus in ocean and shout COME OUT CTHULU YOU FUCKING PUSSY SATAN WANTS TO FIGHT YA Satan Step 1. Go to germany with your Cthulu Step 2. Have Cthulu Become elected as The Reich Step 3.Terran Step 4. Burn down germany while shouting HIEL SATAN MEIN FUHRER Step 5. Satan comes out and then they fight for control over Germany i really hope this helped you guys now your a squid master

Steam Name of Offending Player(s): RonanMod

Steam ID of Offending Player(s): STEAM_0:1:84402523

Map the event happened on: ttt_biocube

Date of event: February 20th, 2016 at 12:55 AM Central

What Happened?: He mowed some fucc down with a H.U.G.E-249 and I rekt him afterwards so he rage quit B)

Witnesses: wolfy, nobody else

Evidence:

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