I've finally been trolled like you all have been

So I'm going to start off with some Legendaries since we don't seem to have a bunch of specialty legendaries.
Zeus's Hand
Pistol
10% accuracy
20% fire rate
5% damage
-8% mobility
-10% Stability
1 in * chance to shock target for * seconds causing target to move uncontrollably
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Poseidon's Fury
Glock
-10% accuracy
10% fire rate
5% damage
5% mobility
-15% stability
1 in * chance to cause target player's ammo count to "wash away" making the player lose half of the ammo in their reserves.
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Hades' Furnace
Pistol
20% accuracy
5% fire rate
10% damage
10% mobility
-8% stability
1 in * chance to cause flames to appear on target's screen for * seconds. (This would make the effect of being on fire appear but cause no damage. Basically a disorienting suffix.)

Feel free to tell me if something like these exist and I'll update it with some new names or something. Haven't really checked the suggestions lol
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QuickShot
Rifle
-30% Accuracy
25% Firerate
15% Damage
15% Mobility
10% Stability
-5 clip
20% Reload
(This is just a plain ole fast firin', quick reloadin', piece of metal. It has 1 in 8-12 chance to auto reload when shooting) This one might need some tweaks but I like the idea of having a quick and fast rifle.
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Nightmare
SG
15% Accuracy
-10% Firerate
20% Damage
-12% Mobility
5% Stability
+10 Clip
I often wish my dreams would come true, but then I realize, my nightmares are dreams as well.
has a 1 in 10-15 chance to trigger a nightmare(A nightmare causes a player to have an illusion effect such as people that arent really there or certain creatures appearing. creatures would be basically things from the event.)
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Dream Maker
Mac10
-15% Accuracy
25% Firerate
10% Damage
10% Mobility
-8% Stability
-4 Clip
I have many different names, but after a while, being called the Sand Man gets boring.
Has a 1 in 8-14 chance in creating a dream effect. This causes stated target to see false hallucinations.(This is sorta like Nightmare but instead of hostiles and creatures, the Dream Maker causes disorientations such as fake health stations, ammo, and can blur vision causing players to walk off edges if not careful)

Steam Name of Offending Player(s): Mikhail Kalashnikov

Steam ID of Offending Player(s): STEAM_0:1:54458012

Map the event happened on: ttt_clue

Date of event: june 20 2016, 3 AM central

What Happened?: he killed some people and left you know

Witnesses: me, awesome, blue

Evidence:

Spoiler

It'd be nice to trade two Godlikes for a random Godlike+. So, Godlike or Celestial. I dunno, a 2 for 1 would probably never be done but it'd be nice if you had, say, Bloodweeps and didn't like them?

I claim top score! Any challengers?

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we have a water godlike (megalodon), what if we added a fire, earth, and air godlikes


all stats are undecided and probally terrible. this is for concepts and to throw ideas around

Fire Godlike: chimera
Weapon: ak47
Damage: +10%
Firerate: +20%
Accuracy: -15%
Mobility: +5%
Reload: +5%
Stability: -20%
Clip: +10
Deploy speed: undecided
Suffix: 1 in ? chance to Burn your enemy
(spawns a pool of magma at players feet slowing and doing dmg. not lighting on fire, similar to black ops 2 zombies)

Earth Godlike: Nian
Weapon: shotgun
Damage: +10%
Firerate: +20%
Accuracy: +-0%
Mobility: -5%
Reload: +5%
Stability: -20%
Clip: +10
Deploy speed: undecided
Suffix: 1 in ? chance to disorientate
(shoots exploding fireworks that if hit cause loud sounds ans flashes on screen)

Air Godlike: Wyvern
Weapon: huge/rpk
Damage: +15%
Firerate: -15%
Accuracy: +5%
Mobility: +10%
Reload: -15%
Stability: -20%
Clip: +10
Deploy speed: -15%
Suffix: 1 in 10 chance to push target back 1 in 25 chance to send target in the air ? feet

Z-X4
Damage:+25%
Firerate:+20%
Accuracy:+20%
Reload:-20%
Mobility:-10%
Stability:-28%
Deploy speed:-20%
Suffix: 1 in 14 chance to make user go semi invisible(noticeably visable tell tale shimmer) not take any damage and not shoot any bullets, melee, etc for 5 seconds.
Desc: The New Z-X4, The Gun That Will Save Your Life on The Cheap! Buy it now on retail or online.

Jolly Roger
Firerate:+30%
Mobility:+25%
Clip:+15
Accuracy:-20%
Reload:-20%
Damage:-15%
Suffix: 1 in 12 chance to steal ammo up to 20 universal ammo(any ammo stolen is converted to mp5 ammo)
Desc: X Marks The Spot

The jolly roger looks like a gun inside a sunken ship, the Z-X4 makes a teleporter sound when suffix is proc'd and the jolly roger makes a ARRGGHH sound.

That actually is a neat idea
not just op guns have slower deploy speed. how about add deploy speed to more guns. either +deploy speed or -Deploy speed
the diversity is a nice change. if anything just make it more realistic. guns like pistols normally are deployed faster than pulling out a huge (which has a fast deploy speed)

This is really for brass but ill but these here 4 your guys amusement.
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Side 4

All of these all form different angles.