11-24-2018, 12:39 AM
(This post was last modified: 11-24-2018, 12:41 AM by Mex.
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Sorry if this is long.
A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks “Why the long face?”
The man replies “I just found out that my wife is sleeping with another man. I’ve decided Im going to drink myself to death.”
The bartender looks shocked and says “Im sorry but I cant help you kill yourself.”
The man asks “Well what would you do in my situation?”
The bartender says “If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldnt sit around feeling sorry for myself, I’d kill the guy!”
The man jumps up from his stool and shouts “That’s a great idea! Thanks!” and runs out of the bar.
A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.
“Did you kill the guy?” the bartender asks nervously.
“Nope! I slept with you wife. Whiskey please!”
A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks “Why the long face?”
The man replies “I just found out that my wife is sleeping with another man. I’ve decided Im going to drink myself to death.”
The bartender looks shocked and says “Im sorry but I cant help you kill yourself.”
The man asks “Well what would you do in my situation?”
The bartender says “If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldnt sit around feeling sorry for myself, I’d kill the guy!”
The man jumps up from his stool and shouts “That’s a great idea! Thanks!” and runs out of the bar.
A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.
“Did you kill the guy?” the bartender asks nervously.
“Nope! I slept with you wife. Whiskey please!”
Bouncy Rounds
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