The Story of Unpoke

[Catbug]

Soulshardcore than proceeded to wake up from his wet dream and decided that it would be a good idea to idiotically post this on FRG. Thinking that everybody would fine this funny, he would soon learn that it was the opposite. About two hours later when everybody has read the short story, Soulshardcore was the laughingstock of FRG. CoachGrump said, "Jesus Christ this story is so bad that I came back on the forums just to say that." Soulshardcore didn't know at the time yet but he would soon learn this thread didn't only make him a big stupid meme for one day, but would ruin him emotionally and financially. Soulshardcore lost all his friends since they didn't want to be at the same social status as him. When he went to apply for member and got denied in the next hour since this post made him seem like a big weirdo than a member. When he went to go get a job the employer found this post he made and said "yeah, fuck no." and denied it. Soulshardcore later found himself living in his own car for the rest of the time being with no WIFI. Nobody would be friends with him. Nobody would employ him. Nobody would love him, fuck, his parents disowned him because of this. He never got accepted to any colleges or university's would approve him. One post, one thread, ruined Soulshardcore.

So what's the moral of the story? Don't text while driving! Be safe on the roads kids!