How to simultaneously summon Cthulu and Satan and make them fight

[Teerone58]

Hey young adventurer i see you need to summon Cthulu wait whats that Satan? HOW ABOUT BOTH THEN THEY CAN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACHOTHER. Cthulu Step 1. First you need to go to the ocean and Capture a Octopus with this octopus you need to burn it alive while Shouting Hiel Cthulu Mein Fuhrer in your BEST german accent Step 2.WITH THE COOKED OCTOPUS YOU NEED TO BEDAZZLE IT WITH GOLD AND DIAMONDS Step 3. Throw Octopus in ocean and shout COME OUT CTHULU YOU FUCKING PUSSY SATAN WANTS TO FIGHT YA Satan Step 1. Go to germany with your Cthulu Step 2. Have Cthulu Become elected as The Reich Step 3.Terran Step 4. Burn down germany while shouting HIEL SATAN MEIN FUHRER Step 5. Satan comes out and then they fight for control over Germany i really hope this helped you guys now your a squid master

[Zephyr]

thanks

[Enchantable]

(02-20-2016, 06:08 PM)k Wrote:  thanks

[Dreadark]

(02-20-2016, 06:19 PM)Enchantable Wrote:  

(02-20-2016, 06:08 PM)k Wrote:  thanks

[GreatP3ngi]

[Jake1o]

you're*

[Rotshout]

It didn't work. I somehow summoned Hitler instead of Satan.