FRG 2021: The Bachelor

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(02-10-2021, 11:27 AM)Nytemart Wrote:  Alrightio, it has become time to announce the 5 winners for the elimination round. There were quite a few responses (14) some good, others written by Beebee. Nonetheless here are the 5 finalists:

--If you were dinner, what dish would you be and why?--

"Just a single whole onion. You might be asking yourself why? well, you see onions have layers and I'd say I have a LOT of layers but sadly all of them are dumb bitch." This one was my personal favorite.

"A Crunchwrap Supreme from Taco Bell so after dinner, my anus will be wide enough for big pp nation to fit inside this dumpster truck ass." Straight to the point which I respect tremendously.

"I would be a hawaiian pizza (a.k.a. ham and pineapple pizza) - famously reviled by lots of people because of one specific topping but actually pretty nice when you try it." This one is just wrong and it's written way too long winded which makes me chuckle.

"Mayonnaise" This one got in because it's the straight opposite of the previous one, also because I like the thought that some poor retard out there is eating mayonnaise for dinner.

"A nice steak because im, fatty, salty, and keep you thirsting for more..... <3" This one was clever, there was another steak prompt in there but it was the standard misteak pun.

If you sexually identify as one of these 5 winners then contact me on discord and tell me which one of the 5 you were! I will then, once I've gathered up all the finalists, host the final bachelor battle to the death where one lucky winner will get to ram me.

I Cobaltgeo suggested Mayo how do I add you on discord