11-24-2018, 02:05 AM
A man is walking through the woods when he sees a bear in the distance.
Frightened, he immediately turns around and hopes he hasn't been noticed.
After a few steps he turns around to see that the bear is meandering towards him.
The man sees some shelter in the distance and begins to run towards them, but the bear is gaining ground quickly.
The man begins to lose hope and as he runs, he begins to pray "Oh Lord please let this bear be a christian."
The bear is very close now, the man falls upon his knees, heaving from having run thus far, "OH LORD PLEASE LET THIS BEAR BE A CHRISTIAN!" he prays.
Just before the bear reaches him, something strange happens
The bear get get on his bear knees and puts his bear paws together and prays "Lord, please bless this food I am about to eat."
Frightened, he immediately turns around and hopes he hasn't been noticed.
After a few steps he turns around to see that the bear is meandering towards him.
The man sees some shelter in the distance and begins to run towards them, but the bear is gaining ground quickly.
The man begins to lose hope and as he runs, he begins to pray "Oh Lord please let this bear be a christian."
The bear is very close now, the man falls upon his knees, heaving from having run thus far, "OH LORD PLEASE LET THIS BEAR BE A CHRISTIAN!" he prays.
Just before the bear reaches him, something strange happens
The bear get get on his bear knees and puts his bear paws together and prays "Lord, please bless this food I am about to eat."