09-10-2018, 12:55 AM
Catbug,
Heir to the royal throne of the now deceased Ottoman Empire,
Has naught but his own obsceneties to revel himself in.
Chapter 1:
"Administrator"
The story goes a little something like this.
Our fellow compatriot -- if he's even worthy of such a title at this time -- has recovered after once declaring himself lost. A foe to his own ambitions, he is what people reference to when explaining corruption within a source. Having had bribed and swooned his way through the second-most vile of the populus, the man we know as "Scott, the Unpokeable" had taken a peculiar liking to the bug-cat heir. Though at this point the story becomes hazy, it is common belief that our cat-bug sold his body to the mob boss in order to gain enough power to begin his own rise to the top, something the Unpokeable was way too familiar with (and probably admired in the young fellow).
However, the fallacy of love had begin to emerge as such, and shortly after cat-bug reached the third tier of power he had begun to see anarchy unfold before him. The people he wished to have on his side as he saw himself through to the top had turned against him, calling him "a bad staff member", "unplayable with", and the most true of them all, "the worst t-buddy you could ever have. ever."
Our poor friend -- for even the most untrue of people do not deserve, albeit true, such fouls screamed alongside their name -- had lost himself. It truly must be impossible, yes? For how could our friend have lost the desire he gave so much to acquire? Did our Mob Boss the Unpokeable turn against him? Surely that must be it. Surely... But whatever the cause, the pain had become unbearable. And so, the vile creature found himself in hibernation, waiting for a time more fit to aid his sorrow.
And so, almost a year passes, and bug-cat wakes to Scott above him. At first bug-cat thought it was the end, the Unpokeable was surely here just to finish him off, as to clear another spot in the rankings for him to gather more absolute power.
But, that it was not.
The now towering man told the bug-cat that it was time for him to come back and find himself amongst the most powerful there was.
But how could that be? Bug-cat surely thought that it would have at least taken another 10 or so years for his time to come once again.
But despite himself, he trusted the Mob Boss and went back into the light.
Yet what happened from here?
Scott the Unpokeable had, in fact, put a spell upon the bug-cat upon his awakening that admitted him to such a sight of which is always the opposite of what truly is.
And so, as all these terrible words waltzed into the face of the returned terror, he found them quite delightful. He saw them as praises, claims back to another throne of which he had once lost, and now regained. It was time, it must be. What else could be the cause of these claims, these hollowed reverbs being chanted besides me, with me, for me?
And so he applied. He tried towards the fourt tier of power, tricked by the mob boss so that he, truly the Unpokeable, could find himself back in complete and absolute power.
... so then, how come this bug-cat is more wicked that our friend Scott? That is due to the fact that he kept on going. The Mob Boss surely expected that once he attempted for power, the opposition would tear him down by force, leading to an even greater anarchy than seen before. But in fact, what had happened is that bug-cat was steadfast, always somehow avoiding attention and the spite of the people. Was this perhaps because of his new mic? It is quite an uncertain turn of events, but all we know for sure is that in due time, one of two things will happen.
And that is up to you, the people.
To let either the tortured or the torturer find themselves amongst the highest rankings of power,
which is the most beneficial,
and which will just lead to more fanfics about our Mob Boss sticking his own peen inside his or her own genderless flesh?
tl;dr catbug is gay and unpoke has both a peen and a vag
Heir to the royal throne of the now deceased Ottoman Empire,
Has naught but his own obsceneties to revel himself in.
Chapter 1:
"Administrator"
The story goes a little something like this.
Our fellow compatriot -- if he's even worthy of such a title at this time -- has recovered after once declaring himself lost. A foe to his own ambitions, he is what people reference to when explaining corruption within a source. Having had bribed and swooned his way through the second-most vile of the populus, the man we know as "Scott, the Unpokeable" had taken a peculiar liking to the bug-cat heir. Though at this point the story becomes hazy, it is common belief that our cat-bug sold his body to the mob boss in order to gain enough power to begin his own rise to the top, something the Unpokeable was way too familiar with (and probably admired in the young fellow).
However, the fallacy of love had begin to emerge as such, and shortly after cat-bug reached the third tier of power he had begun to see anarchy unfold before him. The people he wished to have on his side as he saw himself through to the top had turned against him, calling him "a bad staff member", "unplayable with", and the most true of them all, "the worst t-buddy you could ever have. ever."
Our poor friend -- for even the most untrue of people do not deserve, albeit true, such fouls screamed alongside their name -- had lost himself. It truly must be impossible, yes? For how could our friend have lost the desire he gave so much to acquire? Did our Mob Boss the Unpokeable turn against him? Surely that must be it. Surely... But whatever the cause, the pain had become unbearable. And so, the vile creature found himself in hibernation, waiting for a time more fit to aid his sorrow.
And so, almost a year passes, and bug-cat wakes to Scott above him. At first bug-cat thought it was the end, the Unpokeable was surely here just to finish him off, as to clear another spot in the rankings for him to gather more absolute power.
But, that it was not.
The now towering man told the bug-cat that it was time for him to come back and find himself amongst the most powerful there was.
But how could that be? Bug-cat surely thought that it would have at least taken another 10 or so years for his time to come once again.
But despite himself, he trusted the Mob Boss and went back into the light.
Yet what happened from here?
Scott the Unpokeable had, in fact, put a spell upon the bug-cat upon his awakening that admitted him to such a sight of which is always the opposite of what truly is.
And so, as all these terrible words waltzed into the face of the returned terror, he found them quite delightful. He saw them as praises, claims back to another throne of which he had once lost, and now regained. It was time, it must be. What else could be the cause of these claims, these hollowed reverbs being chanted besides me, with me, for me?
And so he applied. He tried towards the fourt tier of power, tricked by the mob boss so that he, truly the Unpokeable, could find himself back in complete and absolute power.
... so then, how come this bug-cat is more wicked that our friend Scott? That is due to the fact that he kept on going. The Mob Boss surely expected that once he attempted for power, the opposition would tear him down by force, leading to an even greater anarchy than seen before. But in fact, what had happened is that bug-cat was steadfast, always somehow avoiding attention and the spite of the people. Was this perhaps because of his new mic? It is quite an uncertain turn of events, but all we know for sure is that in due time, one of two things will happen.
And that is up to you, the people.
To let either the tortured or the torturer find themselves amongst the highest rankings of power,
which is the most beneficial,
and which will just lead to more fanfics about our Mob Boss sticking his own peen inside his or her own genderless flesh?
tl;dr catbug is gay and unpoke has both a peen and a vag
When a dragon round begins.
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