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The Story of Unpoke

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This was a story that people participated in game on 9/9/2018 at about 6:00. Here's the transcript:

Unpoke slowly unraveled his peepee from his trousers. He asked the love of his life,
lyrus pet, "Are you ready?"
lyrus pet replied "Aye aye captain"
unpoke decided to unwrap his burger
he took a bite out of it
"Thats a good burger, but back to us..."
Unpoke proceeded to shove his dick up his own ass
Unpoke writhed under the pressure of his own penis,
eating the rest of his burger while doing so.
After finishing his burger, he proceeded to murder terran with
his staff of osiris, with a dildo duct taped to the top.
Brass came and said "I'm gonna release fishing if you don't cut that out!"
Unpoke then dropped a blackdeath and brass became so angry he deleted frg, but
not before Unpoke molested kcat and sucked his own dick
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The Story of Unpoke - Soulshardcore - 09-09-2018, 10:34 PM
RE: The Story of Unpoke - Bezerker - 09-09-2018, 10:37 PM
RE: The Story of Unpoke - Unpoke - 09-09-2018, 10:38 PM
RE: The Story of Unpoke - Alex Summers - 09-09-2018, 11:10 PM
RE: The Story of Unpoke - Catbug - 09-09-2018, 11:21 PM
RE: The Story of Unpoke - Fancy Typhlosion - 09-10-2018, 12:55 AM
RE: The Story of Unpoke - Eclipse - 09-10-2018, 01:42 AM
RE: The Story of Unpoke - Jake1o - 09-10-2018, 01:49 AM
RE: The Story of Unpoke - Eclipse - 09-10-2018, 03:41 AM
RE: The Story of Unpoke - gardenGnostic - 09-10-2018, 02:08 PM
RE: The Story of Unpoke - Minehuis - 09-11-2018, 01:55 AM

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