Big Salty Dead Seas

[Terran]

>Chilling on a round, turns out I'm a T
>Get ready to buy my stuff
>Milliseconds later get RDM'd instantly at the start
"No dude I thought I was gonna be a T, I used a T token!"
>"Haha OK its all good man np"
>No slay because I'm not gay

Spoiler

NOW, IN TODAY'S NEWS
>Get marked for slay and shooting everybody pre-round (mainly Kcat because she's evil)
>Spray the closest guy with a glock
>Turns out slay ain't instant
>Turns out you can still hurt people before slay kicks in
>Didn't know, apologize
"Lol fuck you get slain you little shit" - Same guy from last time

Spoiler

::THINKING::