Lots of times I get an awe-inspiring idea for an UMP, and write it down. I've had this list shelved away, adding to it for almost 3 years now. Now is its time to see the light of day.
Quicksilver
UMP
Legendary
Silver Color
+25% Firerate
+75% Reload Speed
+20% Mobility
+90% Deploy Speed
-10 Clip
-16% Damage
Guaranteed Trait: Mobility on Kill
Flavor Text: Sprites of Wind inhabit the organic matter hidden in this weapon.
Tarabesque
UMP
Common
Sandy Tan Color
+10% Damage
+5 Clip
Guaranteed Trait: Always spawns with 3 random Traits.
SPECIAL: Using this in a Key with other Common items upgrades the Key to any Tiered Key from 3 to 6. Lower chance for higher tier obviously
Flavor Text: Despite lacking in power, this piece of the past still holds some potential.
Inspiration for idea: Common items only take up space, as they are hard to obtain, and only make Tier 1 keys. This weapon makes Adequates somewhat more valuable.
Asterios
UMP
Unlikely (Unique from Grim's Labyrinth Chests)
Crimson Color
+35% Damage
-5.5% Firerate
Guaranteed Trait: weakened version of the Bloodfury's damage trait (more damage the lower the user's health)
Flavor Text: All rational thought is gone when holding this weapon.
Inspiration for idea: The Bloodfury's damage trait is seen as a byproduct, or just an extra for the weapon, so I figured it wouldn't hurt to give it a bit more attention. The name is actually the real name of the Minotaur from Greek Mythology.
Epitaph
UMP
Primordial
Dark Grey color
+30% Damage
+10 Clip
+50% Accuracy
-40% Firerate
-80% Reload Speed
Unique Trait: Upon 3 consecutive shots, effects target, causing them to take 2x as much fall damage for 30-50 seconds. No indicator is given when effected and when it ends.
Flavor Text: Fall into an eternal slumber, as your wings will carry you only so high.
Inspiration: I wanted an item that wouldn't tell whether you got out unscathed or not. Seeing as how fall damage is an everpresent source of damage, it seemed appropriate.
Sovereign
UMP
Primordial
Rainbow color (like heroic or bellum)
-10% in all stats besides clip, mobility, and stability
Unique Trait: Upon firing a shot against a player equipped with any item with color changing, (ex: durandal, heroic, bellum) gain +45% to all stats (excluding those mentioned above) for 5 seconds. Time refreshes on hit.
Flavor Text: All servant knees shall bend towards their progenitor.
Inspiration: Unsure. Was just brainstorming and this idea somehow became a thing.
Snowbird
UMP
Unlikely
Light / Pale Blue Color
+17% Mobility
+20% Accuracy
-5% Damage
+23% Stability
-10% Deploy Speed
Unique Trait: 1 in 5 for Walk on Ice, but inflicts upon user aswell when triggered on another player.
Flavor Text: The entire weapon is coated in permafrost.
Inspiration: Pure. Meme. I also wanted the Ice Trait to be more widely available for everyone.
Babyface
UMP
Legendary
Light Pink Color
+30% Damage
+35% Stability
+12% Mobility
+22% Firerate
+5% Reload Speed
Unique: Equipped User has permanent 2x head size / hitbox
Flavor Text: Waaaaaahhh
Inspiration: Big heads are an underused concept. I wanted a weapon with really good stats for it's tier, but one massive drawback. Hence, big head.
Lavradour
UMP
Primordial
Molten Skin
+11% Mobility
+29% Damage
+31% Firerate
+5 - 9 Clip
-35% Deploy Speed
+14% Reload Speed
-27% Stability
+25% Fire Damage resistance
Unique Traits: Firewalk (Unique Variation: Short duration, but always procs on leg shots) and Slow on Leg Shots.
Flavor Text: Indiscriminate Destruction is sure to follow by using this weapon.
Inspiration: Leg shots are not viable, nor should they be. But this should give some incentive at the very least.
Undesired Wishbone
UMP
Rare
Gory Skin
-5% Damage
+20% Mobility
-18% Firerate
-20% Accuracy
+32% Deploy Speed
Unique Trait: When this weapon is equipped, and used by a Traitor, purchasing the Random Class T Item will always grant the Necromancer Class, however, Zombie Creation creates Player-Zombies half as often.
Flavor Text: A must-have for any avid pursuer of Necromancy.
Reality Marble
UMP
Rare
Excelerated Skin
+10 Clip
+10% Firerate
+30% Accuracy
-20% Reload Speed
-20% Deploy Speed
+20% Stability
Unique Trait: When this weapon is equipped, and used by either a Traitor or Detective, purchasing Random Class will always grant the Mage Class. Additionally, Fireballs will proc 2x as often when firing.
Flavor Text: Uses a forbidden art to impose the user's internal landscape on the world.
Orbweaver
UMP
Legendary
Dark Green Color
+70% Stability
+50% Accuracy
+10% Mobility
-15 Clip
-10% Reload Speed
Unique Trait: Deals +30-50% Extra Damage to Spiders (Spiderings, Spider Queen, and NPC Spiders)
Flavor Text: Anything with more than two legs is toast.
Umpty Dumpty
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