My dick hurts. please help.

[Rotshout]

Overwatch Breast Ratings
Pharah : ?/10 Breasts are not visible underneath armor
Tracer : 6/10 Better than average
Mei : 3/10 Nipples are pointy due to the extreme cold
Widowmaker : 7/10 Ass is more impressive
D.Va : 4/10 Catsuit makes them look extremely squishy
Zarya : 10/10 Years of bodybuilding has made her breasts well-toned
Mercy : 8/10 Sexy nurse outfit accentuates her curves
Symmetra : 5/10 Average compared to her lethal thighs