Jodie's sexy ass introduction

[Jodie]

Yo, I'm Jodie.

Who the f*ck are you?
Well before I actually introduce myself.... I think you all should know that I'm a French Canadian fag.
So to start off, I'm an 18 years old man child who lifts, so don't fuck with me. I'm also into little girls, almost everyday I go out to the Park near my house to watch 6 years old cuties from a distance with my binoculars. Not only am I horny for little girls, but I'm also into Ellen Page... Yep, that hot lesbian who's 30 and looks like she's 12. Flat as fuck like Taylor Swift but x10 hotter. You can check out my Steam Profile : http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198059897103/
I pimped the fuck out of my steam profile with pictures of her <3
I mean... Just look at her for god's sake :

My daily routines
1. Wake up
2. Masturbate
3. Drink coffee
4. Masturbate
5. Launch Garry's mod and play TTT for 8 hours straight like a loser
6. Sleep
7. Repeat

My wishes
I really wish that some day, I'll get to touch Jake's beautiful beard and marry Kcat.

Well that's it for today ladies, I hope that you've learned a few things about me and realized how great of a person I actually am.

P.S : I was drunk when I wrote this... I think.