Sorry but,

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America fucking sucks. People are pretty fat, the chicks are bitches, everyone is either racist it takes even light racism or dark-humorous jokes way too seriously, are sociopaths, or who blindly judge people on being fucking weirdo pedophiles because they like Japanese cartoons or play video games. In order to be a sociall acceptable American make you must be A. Over 5'6" B. Play a sport C. Frequently go to parties and text D. NEVER talk about Internet memes or snub tin of the sort in public l

Also Donald Trump is a serious contender for President.

Can I move in with one of you Brits or Canadians when I turn 18 in a little over two years??!