Jake made me do this he loves me

[Kiefer]

I personally think Chicken is the biggest fag around. He once ate an entire ring of bologna without taking a bite, if you catch my drift. He's pretty rude and shit and has terrible aim in every video game he plays. I heard that his birth wasn't planned and his parents resent him for taking away their youth. Chicken being born is probably the reason why war still exists and peace on Earth will not be possible so long as he wanders this realm.

I'd like him unbanned though I like him.