I skimmed that and slightly vomited in my mouth. This was an old story I had to write for school and only had, like, a day to do it, so I did it. We were allowed to go as lengthy as we want, "within reason" and the only other rules it had to contain elements of "non-realism". I think I was like 13 or 14 when I wrote it. Well, typed it. Everyone else in my class wrote theirs out, but I typed and printed mine if I remember because FUCK writing. I think I got it done in about an hour and a half, while referencing Dragonlance books. At least I think that was when I wrote it. Hard to remember.
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Merchant DeceptionThe day was a well spent one. Though the road was long, the prosperity was well worth the travel. Not a single cloud in the sky, nor a vermin on the road. It all seemed so smooth and clear...Until night fell. But, before that, let me begin with this morning...
I awoke to clear sunlight and a soft wind. My wagon was beside me, and my twin, ever-faithful horses, Prance and Skitter aside it. The air had a sweet tinge of promise, as if the winds bade me good fortune. I lounged in my bedroll for a few moments, under the blue sky, until the sun reached the peak of the trees. At that signal I stretched my back, and prepared to clean up my bedding. Afterwards, I hitched the horses and mounted the wagon. I had a busy day today...
I knicked my mares back on the road, and bade them to begin the long treck. As I sat on that seat, which I have sat on many, many times afor, I pondered things which required pondering. Good fortune would always take a turn for the worse, as would bad fortune. One must follow the other, so say the fates.
A pitched whistle awoke me from my trance, as I hurridly started to speed up the horses, fearing bandits. The voice behind me shouted something incorigible, yet I slowed, feeling it as a friendly one...Hopefully. Not that I could outride bandits anyhow. The stranger rode up beside me, effortlessly matching my old mares - A great white stallion, and an even greater man astride it, siddled up aside my wagon. Tipping my hat to the Cloud Guard, I greeted him. "Hullo, M'lord. Fine day, twixt it not?"
"Indeed it is" came the smooth reply. "What be you hauling off, merchant?" the question had the obvious air of regality, as the Cloud Guards were regarded as nobility, for their strength was the divine powers of the Gods themselves. "Just baubles and trinkets, ha'v a look if ye wish." "That I will do" came the curt reply.
Slowing the horses, I pulled them to a stop. The Cloud Guard unmounted, and apporached my wagon. After a few moments of sifting, he walked astride me again and smiled. "Would there be anything ye would like, Your Lordship?" The question didn't have much of a use, since the Cloud Guards never take from the poor - Just another benefit of having them around. "Nay, my good peasent, I am glad enough that you don't carry illegal goods." I quickly nodded my head, deciding not to mention the jars of Fireblaze hidden in the back. "Well, I must bade ye a g'day then, for oi have an appointment to make." That wasn't quite true, but it was better than nothing. "Indeed. Perhaps we shall meet again." It wasn't a question, just an offhand statement. I could feel sweat beginning to form on my brow. "Phew, it be hot today..." my quick incerssion came. The Guard nodded once, and clicked his horse fowards. Nothing else happened on the road, except for a passing farmer sharing with me some bread and cheese for a small bauble.
I arrived in town later that morn, the children and wives gathering around and following my cart. The menfolk would come later, when our transactions wouldn't be bothered. I preceeded to sell my cheap wares to the fools who would buy them, everything from rings to pots. I would also trade for goods, since most commonfolk didn't have much coin, if any at all. Surprisingly enough although, this town had a good bit of coin. Tipping my head to one such persons, I decided to ask them why. "Oi see you people have a wee bit of coin, aye? Where beist the large payments coming from?" I hoped for a reply, and finally the lady looked up at me. "A small copper mine was discovered down the road, and the town lordship shared the coin from it with us commonfolk. 'Tis a kindhearted man he is, one any woman would want in bed." The lewd remark brought a small smile to my face, and I handed the pretty lass a small ring. "Keep it, for your help this day." The lady smiled once more, and mingled with the crowd. And so the day went.
Finally, the crowds began to disperse, and my bag was once more full of coin - But it would be even more so full soon. The awaited time came, and the Menfolk of the village quietly gathered around. Covering me from view, I opened up the secret compartment, showing the flagons of Fireblaze. A few men whistled, and others gave them a good whack, telling them to hush. The deals were made, the coin and whiskey passed, and smiles traded around. It would only be after the enchantment wore off that they would realise they were drinking fresh woodland water, gathered by yours truly.
As the last of them left, laughing and talking, I gathered up my wagon and prepared to leave. The innkeeper doubled around, for reasons obvious. "The whiskey is good, and would be even better if we had another man to share it with. I have a free room at the inn, mayhaps you would be interested?" I couldn't accept of course, so I courteously declined. "Nay, my fellow goodsir, I have another town to reach before noon tommorow." The remark seemed to work, until the innkeeper seemed to realise something. "D'ya mean Nurnkent? That's a good two days away, no way you'd reach it by tommo'!" The man seemed to have thought I was hooked, but I still had a last card up my sleeve, albeit a cheap and short one. "Then I had best be off, no?" I clucked the horses on, and left the innkeeper shaking his head at me incrediously.
The night was crisp and clear as I rode my wagon out of town. A few of the commonfolk waved me on, bidding my goodnight. I was in high spirits, listening to my coins clank in the pouch by my waist. I was so happy that I never seemed to notice the silent figures in the trees...Atleast until it was too late. Without warning, a flash of red appeared, and a low whistle hummed through the air. A short yet stout spear seemed to grow from the wagon wall aside me, and it took me a moment to register it. When it did, my fear clicked in, and the terror rose. "Bloody caps!" came my cry. I was reaching for my whip, to hurry my horses on, when a large axe flipped through the air, beheading one and biting into the others flank. Realising that the wagon was lost, I quickly dove onto the road, as the surviving mare screamed and pulled sideways, breaking the ropes and bringing the wagon down. My coin bag rolled out from under me, copper and the odd silver flashing in-front of my eyes. I wasn't much of a fighter, but I had saved my life a few times. I pulled the hand crossbow from my belt, and duly equipped my short iron blade. The woods seemed quiet, and I almost had trouble believing it had happened. But there! A flash of red, and another one. Two powries? Or was it three? Blast them all, fast little bastards! My question was answered as the dwarves ran out, blood red caps on their heads all. They were naturally dyed red, from the human blood they were bathed in, sometimes daily - Hence the name Bloody Caps. I loosed the small bolt at one, and it buried in the creatures chest with satisfaction. The dwarf never even took notice, so full of battle lust. I knew that I was doomed, but I couldn't die here...I closed my eyes, a stupid thing to do, and prayed for the gods...Any god...
My call was answered. A shout came from down the road, and I saw a Cloud Guard ascending. He charged the horse into one of the powries, all the while leaping off to spear anothers chest. Quick as silver, the man drew his steel blade, and retrieved the spear. The remaining six dwarves slowed, and began to circle him. I knew that I should aid him, but what could I do? A merchant was no match against a Bloody Cap. I could only stare in awe, unaware of the figure approaching behind me. The Guard was slowly turning, keeping an eye on all opponents. I was praying that he would be able to defeat them, but ne'er had I heared of a man who could single-handedly take down six powries, much less two or three. There! One of the caps on the left suddenly darted fowards, as did the rest. The spear whistled down, but was knocked aside by a huge axe. The three an' a haf' foot tall figures seemed to dance around the Guard, weapons meeting blade and armor. The attacks left dents and scratches on the armor, whistling a horrid sound. The Cloud Knight parried the attack of one dwarf, all the while punching another, for the spear had been lost. The sword flashed, and a Powrie head flew, landing not two feet from me. A sharp grunt came from the knight, and I saw the hilt of a dagger stabbed deep down under the vulnerable kneepad. Blood trickled down, and the Guard went to a knee. Still he kept fighting, that beautiful blade whistling through the air. I gathered my resolve, and was about to stand to my feet, when a horridly grating voice echoed in my ear. "Not so fast, laddy - Yer blood be mine." Before I could reply, I felt a wicked dagger touch my neck, and the cold steel ripping through my flesh. The Guard noticed me, and shouted something - Then a Powries axe caved in his skull, and everything went misty.
The last thing I saw was a bloody cap, drinking the life energies flowing out of my body. The stars were bright today...What a clear night. I gently closed my eyes, and let peace overcome me.
"Oy, looky here! That damned lying trader seems to be dead, and a Cloud Guard too - No blood around, must've been powries..." "The bastard deserved it, he-" Suddenly the voice cut off in a gurgle. The three other men turned around, questions on their face. The man stood afor them, bent fowards slightly. One of the three commonfolk walked up to him, and lightly pushed him. "Are ye alright, Bill-ee?"
Too bad the fool never saw the axe in the mans back.
I awoke to clear sunlight and a soft wind. My wagon was beside me, and my twin, ever-faithful horses, Prance and Skitter aside it. The air had a sweet tinge of promise, as if the winds bade me good fortune. I lounged in my bedroll for a few moments, under the blue sky, until the sun reached the peak of the trees. At that signal I stretched my back, and prepared to clean up my bedding. Afterwards, I hitched the horses and mounted the wagon. I had a busy day today...
I knicked my mares back on the road, and bade them to begin the long treck. As I sat on that seat, which I have sat on many, many times afor, I pondered things which required pondering. Good fortune would always take a turn for the worse, as would bad fortune. One must follow the other, so say the fates.
A pitched whistle awoke me from my trance, as I hurridly started to speed up the horses, fearing bandits. The voice behind me shouted something incorigible, yet I slowed, feeling it as a friendly one...Hopefully. Not that I could outride bandits anyhow. The stranger rode up beside me, effortlessly matching my old mares - A great white stallion, and an even greater man astride it, siddled up aside my wagon. Tipping my hat to the Cloud Guard, I greeted him. "Hullo, M'lord. Fine day, twixt it not?"
"Indeed it is" came the smooth reply. "What be you hauling off, merchant?" the question had the obvious air of regality, as the Cloud Guards were regarded as nobility, for their strength was the divine powers of the Gods themselves. "Just baubles and trinkets, ha'v a look if ye wish." "That I will do" came the curt reply.
Slowing the horses, I pulled them to a stop. The Cloud Guard unmounted, and apporached my wagon. After a few moments of sifting, he walked astride me again and smiled. "Would there be anything ye would like, Your Lordship?" The question didn't have much of a use, since the Cloud Guards never take from the poor - Just another benefit of having them around. "Nay, my good peasent, I am glad enough that you don't carry illegal goods." I quickly nodded my head, deciding not to mention the jars of Fireblaze hidden in the back. "Well, I must bade ye a g'day then, for oi have an appointment to make." That wasn't quite true, but it was better than nothing. "Indeed. Perhaps we shall meet again." It wasn't a question, just an offhand statement. I could feel sweat beginning to form on my brow. "Phew, it be hot today..." my quick incerssion came. The Guard nodded once, and clicked his horse fowards. Nothing else happened on the road, except for a passing farmer sharing with me some bread and cheese for a small bauble.
I arrived in town later that morn, the children and wives gathering around and following my cart. The menfolk would come later, when our transactions wouldn't be bothered. I preceeded to sell my cheap wares to the fools who would buy them, everything from rings to pots. I would also trade for goods, since most commonfolk didn't have much coin, if any at all. Surprisingly enough although, this town had a good bit of coin. Tipping my head to one such persons, I decided to ask them why. "Oi see you people have a wee bit of coin, aye? Where beist the large payments coming from?" I hoped for a reply, and finally the lady looked up at me. "A small copper mine was discovered down the road, and the town lordship shared the coin from it with us commonfolk. 'Tis a kindhearted man he is, one any woman would want in bed." The lewd remark brought a small smile to my face, and I handed the pretty lass a small ring. "Keep it, for your help this day." The lady smiled once more, and mingled with the crowd. And so the day went.
Finally, the crowds began to disperse, and my bag was once more full of coin - But it would be even more so full soon. The awaited time came, and the Menfolk of the village quietly gathered around. Covering me from view, I opened up the secret compartment, showing the flagons of Fireblaze. A few men whistled, and others gave them a good whack, telling them to hush. The deals were made, the coin and whiskey passed, and smiles traded around. It would only be after the enchantment wore off that they would realise they were drinking fresh woodland water, gathered by yours truly.
As the last of them left, laughing and talking, I gathered up my wagon and prepared to leave. The innkeeper doubled around, for reasons obvious. "The whiskey is good, and would be even better if we had another man to share it with. I have a free room at the inn, mayhaps you would be interested?" I couldn't accept of course, so I courteously declined. "Nay, my fellow goodsir, I have another town to reach before noon tommorow." The remark seemed to work, until the innkeeper seemed to realise something. "D'ya mean Nurnkent? That's a good two days away, no way you'd reach it by tommo'!" The man seemed to have thought I was hooked, but I still had a last card up my sleeve, albeit a cheap and short one. "Then I had best be off, no?" I clucked the horses on, and left the innkeeper shaking his head at me incrediously.
The night was crisp and clear as I rode my wagon out of town. A few of the commonfolk waved me on, bidding my goodnight. I was in high spirits, listening to my coins clank in the pouch by my waist. I was so happy that I never seemed to notice the silent figures in the trees...Atleast until it was too late. Without warning, a flash of red appeared, and a low whistle hummed through the air. A short yet stout spear seemed to grow from the wagon wall aside me, and it took me a moment to register it. When it did, my fear clicked in, and the terror rose. "Bloody caps!" came my cry. I was reaching for my whip, to hurry my horses on, when a large axe flipped through the air, beheading one and biting into the others flank. Realising that the wagon was lost, I quickly dove onto the road, as the surviving mare screamed and pulled sideways, breaking the ropes and bringing the wagon down. My coin bag rolled out from under me, copper and the odd silver flashing in-front of my eyes. I wasn't much of a fighter, but I had saved my life a few times. I pulled the hand crossbow from my belt, and duly equipped my short iron blade. The woods seemed quiet, and I almost had trouble believing it had happened. But there! A flash of red, and another one. Two powries? Or was it three? Blast them all, fast little bastards! My question was answered as the dwarves ran out, blood red caps on their heads all. They were naturally dyed red, from the human blood they were bathed in, sometimes daily - Hence the name Bloody Caps. I loosed the small bolt at one, and it buried in the creatures chest with satisfaction. The dwarf never even took notice, so full of battle lust. I knew that I was doomed, but I couldn't die here...I closed my eyes, a stupid thing to do, and prayed for the gods...Any god...
My call was answered. A shout came from down the road, and I saw a Cloud Guard ascending. He charged the horse into one of the powries, all the while leaping off to spear anothers chest. Quick as silver, the man drew his steel blade, and retrieved the spear. The remaining six dwarves slowed, and began to circle him. I knew that I should aid him, but what could I do? A merchant was no match against a Bloody Cap. I could only stare in awe, unaware of the figure approaching behind me. The Guard was slowly turning, keeping an eye on all opponents. I was praying that he would be able to defeat them, but ne'er had I heared of a man who could single-handedly take down six powries, much less two or three. There! One of the caps on the left suddenly darted fowards, as did the rest. The spear whistled down, but was knocked aside by a huge axe. The three an' a haf' foot tall figures seemed to dance around the Guard, weapons meeting blade and armor. The attacks left dents and scratches on the armor, whistling a horrid sound. The Cloud Knight parried the attack of one dwarf, all the while punching another, for the spear had been lost. The sword flashed, and a Powrie head flew, landing not two feet from me. A sharp grunt came from the knight, and I saw the hilt of a dagger stabbed deep down under the vulnerable kneepad. Blood trickled down, and the Guard went to a knee. Still he kept fighting, that beautiful blade whistling through the air. I gathered my resolve, and was about to stand to my feet, when a horridly grating voice echoed in my ear. "Not so fast, laddy - Yer blood be mine." Before I could reply, I felt a wicked dagger touch my neck, and the cold steel ripping through my flesh. The Guard noticed me, and shouted something - Then a Powries axe caved in his skull, and everything went misty.
The last thing I saw was a bloody cap, drinking the life energies flowing out of my body. The stars were bright today...What a clear night. I gently closed my eyes, and let peace overcome me.
"Oy, looky here! That damned lying trader seems to be dead, and a Cloud Guard too - No blood around, must've been powries..." "The bastard deserved it, he-" Suddenly the voice cut off in a gurgle. The three other men turned around, questions on their face. The man stood afor them, bent fowards slightly. One of the three commonfolk walked up to him, and lightly pushed him. "Are ye alright, Bill-ee?"
Too bad the fool never saw the axe in the mans back.
