05-16-2015, 03:28 AM
Mayonnaise is NOT bomb-diggity, its actually disgusting-diggity. This is known.
You CANNOT eat it because it is a mixture of sour oil and rotten eggs, fit only for the most heinous criminals in the depths of hell. Their eternal damnation and suffering is stemmed from having mayonnaise force-fed by the tube into thier greedy maws, filling their essences with mayo, until they dissolve INTO MAYO and get packaged and are sold as a "Food" product for the oblivious consumers.
Using Mayo as a hair product would pull your hair out.
You CANNOT eat it because it is a mixture of sour oil and rotten eggs, fit only for the most heinous criminals in the depths of hell. Their eternal damnation and suffering is stemmed from having mayonnaise force-fed by the tube into thier greedy maws, filling their essences with mayo, until they dissolve INTO MAYO and get packaged and are sold as a "Food" product for the oblivious consumers.
Using Mayo as a hair product would pull your hair out.