05-16-2015, 03:26 AM
Mayonnaise is the bomb-diggity.
You can like eat it, on bread, you layer that stuff on there and then eat a good ol' sandwich (no I will not make you one).
You can eat doubled or deviled eggs (that contains mayo)
You can use it as a conditioner (not recommended because that's kind of gross: "Hey babe, your hair smells good today" Well at least you can find out if you man/woman has a mayo fetish)
It can kill lice, so just take a spoonful of that good delicious creamy white stuff and plop it on your head. (this does not give you permission to do it to others, boys)
You can use it for manicures and pedicures.
It's a great for exfoliating yourself.
If you're parked under a pine tree which I used to do, you get annoying sap on your car. Putting mayo on the sap removes the stickiness and stuff.
People say bathing in oatmeal helps with sunburn, but guess what else helps with that? Mayonnaise.
When you guys decide to get a chick knocked up and the little monsters draw on the walls, use mayo to clean that stuff right up.
You can like eat it, on bread, you layer that stuff on there and then eat a good ol' sandwich (no I will not make you one).
You can eat doubled or deviled eggs (that contains mayo)
You can use it as a conditioner (not recommended because that's kind of gross: "Hey babe, your hair smells good today" Well at least you can find out if you man/woman has a mayo fetish)
It can kill lice, so just take a spoonful of that good delicious creamy white stuff and plop it on your head. (this does not give you permission to do it to others, boys)
You can use it for manicures and pedicures.
It's a great for exfoliating yourself.
If you're parked under a pine tree which I used to do, you get annoying sap on your car. Putting mayo on the sap removes the stickiness and stuff.
People say bathing in oatmeal helps with sunburn, but guess what else helps with that? Mayonnaise.
When you guys decide to get a chick knocked up and the little monsters draw on the walls, use mayo to clean that stuff right up.
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