Help please

[Terran]

Does anyone know of a good Uninterrupted Power Supply that I can use for my computer? We get brown-outs here like CRAZY, and its really fucking up my computer. I just need 5 minutes of time to safely shut down my rig, instead of it killing itself immediately.

Also, please remember that in Canada electronics cost 2x as much as the states. I don't want anything fancy or expensive, or provides juice enough to power a PC to use, just enough time to shut it off. Thanks.

[Dreadark]

plug comp into toaster.

[Excel]

move to usa ya scrub

[Rangerdanger]

Heres what you have to do.
You must first go to your local hardware store.
Once there, ask a person working there where the nearest airport is.
Once you have the answer, go to the airport and book a flight to the USA.
Find a nice area to live in.
Profit