Bezerker's Bizarre Ideas!

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Bezerker's Bizarre Ideas!

Note: I will be updating this regularly, so expect to get more funky fresh ideas from yours truly
Updates: 7/30/16: First Posted!
              8/3/16: Removed Shitty Bellum Idea

Crescent Case Changes:

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During the day, all Crescent Cases are renamed to Solar Cases, and at night, they are called Crescent Cases. Solar Cases contain different loot from Crescent Cases. Another option is to have Crescents dropped on the night of a full moon to have unique loot.

Banshee Shriek's New Look:

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Should have the Gargantuan Skin on it, since you can't tell a Banshee from an Umpty by just looking at it. Plus, the name is already purple. It would also look cool.

Forums Coin Amount:

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The forums coin amount should also pay attention to the coins in someones bank, so I can look at my profile with pride.

Fuck Blaze Crystals...:

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Too OP. It's a BLAZE Crystal, not an EXPLOSIVE SHIELDING Crystal. It should only shield you from Fire Based Dmg, not being able to survive a POINT BLANK FUCKING JIHAD...

Reload Crystals Change:

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Why, The, FUCK does it need FIRERATE TO CHARGE IT?! It should need Reload Speed! It's in the name! Since Reload Crystals are basically the most useful Crystal for TTT and Events, it should be harder to charge...cause right now, ONE Glock-a-doodle-do charges it by 110%. Plus, before Terran shits on me, remember Terran, your tier has + Reload Speed.

Screw Smoke! Use a Discumbob!:

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Discumbobing Smoke from a Smoke Grenade should disperse the smoke.

ExcalUMPer! The Holy Sword UMP!:

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Time ago, in the age of knights, lived a king. He ruled his land with his mighty UMP, ExcalUMPer, that he pulled from the rock. That power is now in your hands! Wield the mighty UMP of God! {Basically has a chance on hit to blind targets with light for a short time}

New Titles:

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There need to be UMP/TMP/MP5/Godlike Titles.
For Godlikes, it'd be like this:
Ascultone title: Fire Breather
Thrakos title: Weatherman
Tartaraus title: Mechanical Dragon
Deathbringer title: Bone Wielder

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yea lets make bellums prim so everyone can make a key cus you know there not like 2000 of them and terran does not have 60 of them in his bank
the bellum idea is a bad one for that reason also brass said he wasnt going to change it cus there are alot of them

[Terran]

Yeah, there are WAY too many bellums to make them a tier higher, and Brass has already made them rarer anyways as-is. All of the other ideas are pretty neat though.

[EmperorWhale]

The smoke dispersion from a discombob would be a waste of time

[Dreadark]

I hate most of these. The only ones I might find acceptable is the banshee's shriek change, which is still kinda pointless, and the reload crystals change.

[ZombieNinja975]

Let's remove crystals from every crate and make them only buyable through the lobby vender so that they can have some value

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UPDATE 8/3/16
Added new idea
Removed Primordial Bellum idea