Weapons

The Ionizer**
Obtained from OBC Rounds. 1/512 chance to drop for anyone playing?
Primordial/Godlike Pistol
-17% Accuracy
+10% Damage
+15% Firerate
-8% Mobility
-25% Deploy Speed
+20% Stability
*1 in 15-20 to promt you to call in Aerial Support.(A small blue OBC laser that can do 25-50 damage depending on how close you are to the center, and can light you on fire) 30 second cooldown.
*1 in 15-20 chance for the gun to overheat, melting the ammo currently in the clip.
It appears to be made from alien technology...
Model: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=919896776&;

The Abductor*
Primordial Honey Badger
-15-20% Accuracy
+3-5 clip
+10-18% Damage
-7-13% Firerate
+5% Mobility
-10-15% Stability
Moooo!
*1 in 10-15 chance to cause the person you are shooting to get abducted. (Slowly lifting them into the air and moving them in a direction against their will. It will slowly put them down so they do not take fall damage.)

The Gambler
Primordial P90
-10% to +10% Accuracy
-5 to +5 Clip
-10% to +10% Firerate
-10% to +10% Damage
-5% to +5% Mobility
-5% to +5% Reload Speed
-10% to +10% Deploy Speed
-10% to +10% Stability
Wanna bet?
1/2 chance to spawn with special trait
*After killing an enemy there is a 25% chance they will spawn a coin (Coin does one of four things. Heals you for 5-10 HP. Damage you for 5-10 HP. Give you a clip of ammo. Remove a clip of ammo from reserves. The Coin would look like a collectible from a collection quest just in the shape of a coin and would be a shiny gold color.)

Poseidon's Torment**
Legendary Melee
-10% Firerate.
+10% Damage.
+5% Range.
The Sea King screams in Agony...
*Has a 1 in 4-8 chance to wash away half of the target's Ammo supply.
*You can hit E to throw this melee, doing 25 damage if it makes contact. (Can proc the remove ammo trait.)

The Nimbus*
Primordial Rifle
+15% Accuracy
-3 Clip
-8-13% Firerate
+10-15% Damage
+15% Mobility
-20% Stability
Calm days: Stormy Nights
*Has a 1 in 8 chance to cause a Nimbus Cloud to form above your target's head for 10-20 seconds. (Causes a rain drops to appear on your target's screen along with the sound of rain. Every 10 seconds it is above the target's head it has a 1 in 5 chance to turn into a thunderstorm, making lightning strike them. (Think much weaker Thrakos lightning doing about 10 damage.)

The Cirrostratus*
Primoridial UMP
-15% Accuracy
+3 clip
+8-13% Firerate
-10-15% Damage
-15% Mobility
+20% Stability
Stormy days: Calm Nights
*Has a 1 in 10-15 chance to cause a Cirrostratus Cloud to form above your head for 10-20 seconds. (Allows you to see in the better in the dark, have a slight jump increase, and heals you for 1 HP every second. Maybe make it so a small sun shows through the Cloud) 20 Second Cooldown.

The Law of Reciprocity**
Legendary AK-47
+15% Accuracy
+1-6 Clip
+6-10% Firerate
-15-20% Damage
+13% Mobility
+18% Stability
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
*As you hold this weapon out you have a 1 in 8 chance to reflect 20% of damage back to your attacker when shot.
*When you shoot someone you have a 1 in 16 chance to take 20% of the damage delt back to you.

The Harvester's Hunger**
Primordial M1 Garand
+25% Accuracy
-3 Clip
-30% Firerate
+35% Damage
-10% Mobility
-8% Reload Speed
+10% Deploy Speed
+20% Stability
When Fall Harvests fail, well... Let's just say some people resort to less sophisticated ways of getting a meal.
*When you fire this weapon you begin to take 1-3 damage every 3-5 seconds until you get a kill, and after getting a kill you heal for the damage dealt to you by this trait as long as you stay by the corpse. (You can pick up and move the body with your magneto-stick)
*After killing someone you have a 1 in 5 chance to leave behind an unidable skeleton.

The Randomizer**
Primordial M16
+15% Accuracy
-6 Clip
+18% Firerate
-20% Damage
+7% Mobility
+10% Reload Speed
-20% Stability
What could go wrong?
*1 in 20 Chance to Proc ANY Non-Godlike Suffix/Trait with a chance for the proc to backfire and effect you.
*1 in 100 Chance to Proc ANY Godlike Suffix/Trait with a chance for the proc to backfire and effect you.

Necrosis**
Primordial Rifle
+15% Accuracy
+3-5 Clip
-20-25% Firerate
+18% Damage
-14-18% Mobility
+15% Deploy Speed
-10% Stability
I thought they were joking when they said they were infected...
*1 in 6.6 Chance to infect a target with Viral dealing 3-5 Damage every 3-5 Seconds for 30-40 Seconds with a chance to spread to another target dealing half the damage every 3-5 seconds for 10-20 seconds. If a target dies to a Viral proc they will have a 1 in 2 chance of becoming any type of NPC Zombie. (The Victim will die and go into spectator. They will not ressurect just to clarify.) (Half-Life Headcrab Zombies)
*When you die you have a 1 in 8 chance to become an NPC zombie. (You will die and go into spectator. You will not ressurect just to clarify.) (Half-Life Headcrab Zombies)

Head Hunter*
Legendary Deagle
-20% Accuracy
+5 Clip
-15% Damage
+15% Firerate
+8% Reload Speed
-8% Mobility
-10% Stability
Used by a fiend known for taking the heads of her victims.
*For every headshot kill with this weapon it will increase a random stat by 10% (Capped at 3 increases per stat) (It can NOT increase Clip)

Zephyr*
Godlike Famas
+15% Accuracy
-6 Clip
-30% Damage
+20% Firerate
+18% Mobility
+15% Reload Speed
+20% Deploy Speed
-35% Stability
A Time-Lost relic from a war long past.
*Hold E to charge a Zephyr Tornado. (Tornado would last 10 seconds. Tornado sucks in props and throws them out violently causing extreme damage if they hit anyone. The Tornado would have a 1 in 5 chance every second to suck away 10 bullets of reserve ammo from anyone standing too close.)
Model: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1197555245&;

Wonderland Syndrome**
Primordial Thompson
+15% Accuracy
+20% Damage
-15% Firerate
-7% Mobility
-18% Reload Speed
+15% Stability
We're all mad here.
*1 in 10-15 Chance to make your target grow in size lasting 10-15 seconds.

Sleeper Simulant*
Godlike MR-CA1
-20% Accuracy
+5 Clip
+15% Damage
+25% Firerate
-18% Mobility
+10% Reload Speed
+20% Stability
Mr. Sandman...
*1 in 15-20 Chance to make you and your target enter a Dream for 10-15 seconds. In this Dream all other players will become invisible and only you and your target can see each other, you can not be damaged by outside players and outside players can not be damaged by you. You and your oppenent can now fight each other without outside help on either side. When the time runs out you will wake up in a random location, and your vision will be blurry for 3 seconds. (Vision during the Dream should be colorful like the lunar plane trait.)
Model: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=372562387&;

Zechariah
Primordial Glock
+10% Accuracy
+6 Clip
-15% Damage
+20% Firerate
+8% Mobility
-15% Reload Speed
"You will be silent and unable to speak until the day that these things come to pass, because you did not believe my words"
*1 in 10-15 chance for target to lose their voice. (They will not be able to use voice chat or type)

Will O' The Wisp*
Primordial Tec-9
-10% Accuracy
-5 Clip
-8-13% Damage
+10-15% Firerate
+7 Mobility
+10 Reload Speed
*1 in 10-15 Chance to fire a line of "Wisps" that when seen by another player they will begin to approach them unwillingly.(Must be very close to the Wisps) During the time they follow the Wisps they will have a 100% Damage reduction from bullets. When they touch a Wisp they either take 5 points of damage or gain 5 HP. (Wisps should look like small versions of the Souls from the Grim's collection quest, and about 6 Wisps should be fired in a line.) 30 Second Cooldown (To prevent spamming Wisps that forcefully make you move) (Maybe make it so you can spam E to break free of the wisps grasp if people believe this to be too trolly)

Fulgur Tonitru*
Godlike M1 Garand
Iovem Virtus!
+30% Accuracy
-3 Clip
+20% Damage
-25% Firerate
+10% Mobility
+20% Deploy Speed
-30% Stability
*1 in 15 Chance to create an Electrostatic Discharge. (Looks like a light blue ball of energy. The ball will strike close players with lightning causing their screen to shake as if they were shot with the UMP Prototype. The Lightning can chain from player to player if they are too close. Lightning will do 20 damage per strike and when chained it will only do 10.)
1/4 Chance to spawn with special trait
*Hold E over a player to scan them. (Scanning a player will show you a weak-point somewhere on their body. If you hit the weak-point you will deal .5x more damage then what you normally would)
Model: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=611420363&;

Pocket Infinity*
Legendary Tec-9
-15% Accuracy
-20% Damage
+30% Firerate
+8% Mobility
-10% Stability
*Spawns with 150 bullets in a clip. You cannot get ammo for this weapon after the clip is used up.

Orion's Belt*
Primordial M1911
The Three Kings of The Cosmos...
+15% Accuracy
-15% Damage
-10% Firerate
+10% Mobility
+12% Reload Speed
+20% Stability
*1 in 15-20 Chance to give you a Gravitational Pull for 5-10 Seconds. (Allows for three props to orbit you, blocking shots from hitting you. Props are chosen by the closest ones avaliable.) 25 Second Cooldown.

Spell Caster*
Primordial Vector
MAGIC MISSLE!
-10% Accuracy
+6 Clip
+15-20% Damage
-15% Firerate
+5-8% Mobility
+15% Reload Speed
-10-15% Stability
*Left Click to cast a spell. Spells include - Shooting a beam of light dealing 15-20 Damage. (Light beam should be Thrakos lightning but it just shoots out of the gun.), Making the gun launch a random grenade. (Shoots Discombob, Incend, Bouncing Ball of Doom, or a normal grenade that explodes dealing 15 Damage), or A random suffix beam. (Shoots out a beam like the light beam, but it does no damage and procs a random suffix.) 20 Second Cooldown.

Law of Retaliation**
Primordial Honey Badger
An Eye for an Eye
+15% Accuracy
+3-6 Clip
+20% Damage
-18% Firerate
-8% Mobility
+10% Reload Speed
*1 in 10-15 Chance for half of your target's screen to become blacked out for 5-10 Seconds.
*1 in 15-20 Chance for half of your screen to become blacked out for 5-10 Seconds.
I'll add more if I think of more

Crystals
I'm not really sure how to format these so I'll just tell the effect in the format of the weapons

Crystal of Immortality
Rare Crystal
It comes at a price...
*You can heal from any source 50% faster, but you take 20% more damage.

Crystal of Agony
Primordial Crystal
It had to come out eventually!
*When below 50% HP you get a promt to release your agony in a straight beam taking 30% of your current HP. When the beam is shot out you are dazed momentarily, being unable to move and your screen will become hazy and distorted. The beam does 20 damage a second for anyone who stands in the path of it. (Think of the Lyrus beam in the matter of how it looks and acts.)

Crystal of the Dazed Djinn
Godlike Crystal 1 IN 4 CHANCE TO BE OBTAINED BY TAKING THE WISH "Ultimate Power"
The power might be too much to handle for a mortal...
*After taking fatal damage, you have a 1 in 50 chance to become a mortal vessel for Mammon. Being a Vessel gives you 75 hp and heavily increased mobility. You will lose your current weapons in exchange for "The Art of The Djinn" (Fists of the Djinn that hit faster and shoot Djinn Balls on every punch. You can perform the Mammon Ult. in the same way Fists shoot a djinn ball, but it will kill you instantly) Turning into a Vessel will make your screen turn grey and fuzzy. After 10 seconds of being a Vessel the power will overtake you, and you will die instantly.

*Stat* Crystal
Rare Crystal
*Will increase a stat of the gun you are currently holding by 10% (Firerate Crystal, Accuracy Crystal, Etc. Etc.)

Rock Crystal
Primordial Crystal
*You take 15% less damage, but can not be healed in any way.

Reserve Crystal
Legendary Crystal
*Allows you to hold 30 more bullets in reserves.

I'll add more if I think of more.

Misc.

Relic of The Old War.
Primordial Misc.
*When you activate this Misc a Relic from The Old War will hover above you waiting for you to be attacked. Once you take 20 damage from an attacker the Relic will begin to hover over the person attacking you and begin to attack them, dealing 5 damage every 3 seconds until destroyed. (Think of the Esoteric robots when you think about how it would work. The Model should be the same one used for the Spark Pet.)
Model for the Misc. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=534923023&;

Holy Hand Grenade
Primordial Misc.
"O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
*Acts like a grenade that does no damage, but when it explodes it will shoot out 8 light orbs in a circular motion. Once these orbs land they will last for 5 seconds before disappearing. As long as you are in radius of the orbs light you will be healed for 3 HP every second, but if you are touched by the orb as it flies by you will be lit on fire for 7 seconds.
Model for the Misc. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=854433259&;

Darts!
Rare Misc.
Wanna play Darts?
*1 in 3 to proc Bleed.
*Throwable like Shurikens or Kunais
Can't find a Model

Confetti Cannon!
Rare Misc.
Fun At Parties!
*Gives the person you shoot it at a confetti covered screen for 4 seconds
Model: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=942830451&;

Headcrab Grenade
Legendary Misc.
Crabs...
*When thrown it explodes dealing no damage and spawns one headcrab of any type.
(Grenade would just look like an incendiary grenade)

A Strange Watch
Legendary Misc.
Feels... Strange.
*While holding out this misc it will occasionally open a rift in time, teleporting you to a location you have previously been to in the last 10 seconds.
Model: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=517255338&;

Bloodletter
Legendary Misc.
An old method used by doctors during the plague.
*Bleed for 20 seconds dealing one damage every second, after the bleed is finished gain immunity to all suffixes for 10 seconds. (Will also cure any suffix you have procced on you at that moment.)

Pica
Rare Misc.
You shouldn't eat that!
*While hold this misc out you are allowed to eat guns that are on the ground by pressing E, in exchange you will gain 5 HP and 5 Ammo for your primary weapon.
*Careful! If you eat too many guns within 10 seconds you will vomit, losing 10 HP! (3 guns?)

Telekinesis
Primordial Misc.
*Allows you to lift props telekinetically from far distances by left-clicking. Allows you to throw props telekinetically by right-clicking. (Imagine something like Gravity Gun)

Water Balloon!
Rare Misc.
Summer Fun!
*After hitting the ground, it will make the ground slippery. (Possibly make it so you only get three per round to avoid spamming)
*If the Water Balloon hits a player procced with Pheonix, extinguish them.
Model: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1335202125&;

Ammo Crate
Primordial Misc.
*Throw out a crate that holds 100 Ammo. (Ammo Crates should just be the same ones used in Grim's Lab.)

Frisbee!
Rare Misc.
Fun for Everyone!
*Throw a Frisbee with a chance 1 in 3 Chance to stun your target for 1 second, making them unable to shoot or move. Will also make the Frisbee go into their weapon selections.

Rope!
Rare Misc.
Ride 'Em Cowboy
*Allows you to tether things to props.

I'll add more if I think of more.

Of Radiation
*1 in __ Chance for target to become Irradiated for 10-15 Seconds. Radiation will cause the targets gun to "Mutate" every 5 seconds, changing a stat's precentage. Radiation can spread from person to person similarly to Contagion but their gun's mutations will be much smaller and harder to notice. (Radiation will cause a light ticking noise in the ears)

Trait
*1 in 25-40 chance to promt you to fake your death, making you go invisible for 6 seconds to move away from your attackers while leaving behind an idable body. After faking your death you will be unable to fire your weapon for 10 seconds when you leave your invisibility period. (Headshots will 100% remove the chance of someone being able to fake their death)

Trait
*1 in __ Chance to fire a small missle that will explode dealing 10-15 aoe damage. (5 Second Cooldown)

I will add more if I think of more

Venomous ______ Drops from Spider Queen
Primordial Tier
+10-15% Accuracy
+15-20% Damage
-20-25% Firerate
+12-16% Mobility
-10-15% Reload Speed
+10% Deploy Speed
-10-15% Stability
*1 in ___ Chance to shoot a ball of Venom. (Spider Queen AoE attack just smaller)
That is all I can think of currently, leave your feedback in the comments!