Win ESO and Aezurth

[Mousey]

Alright, so I was on vacation to the Middle East and I saw this hot Arabic mama so I was like "Hey, nice Iraq." Suddenly, behind her I noticed her boyfriend, so Iran.

[Beebee1303]

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Answer

A visit from the ethics committee and immediate withdrawal of your funding.

[Sirpez]

A man walks into a bar–
He scans the room and takes a seat the the left of an attractive woman–
The man starts a tab and orders two glass of water and two drinks–
The lady terns to look at him and asks "anyone of those for me?".
The man glances at the lady and situates the glasses of water up to his eyes and turns to look back at the man–
"No im sorry but i think im going to need all this for myself".

[Shadow_man43]

I can’t make jokes cause I’m not a funny man.

So I already lost

(I’ll buy unpoke’s 30k pet for 35k)

[Dreadark]

dongers winning

[Glazz]

Brassx and Grassx getting married

plz don't ban me

[Release the Krakcan]

Did you get shampoo from the store
No I don’t like how it tastes
Wait what you eat shampoo
No I just told you I don’t like how it tastes why would I eat it

[Jerk Butt]

What did the Mexican firefighter name his children?


Hose A and Hose B.

[edit]

deez nuts

[Catbug]

Not really a joke but a good life tip.

If you ever buy The Bigger Blacker Box version of Cards Against Humanity, make sure to cut open the cover of the box becuase there will be a hidden card that says, The biggest blackest dick, inside of it.