pickle Christmas suggestions megadump - DONGERWEED29266602592O3852309764 - 11-13-2020
DEVICE FUEL + UNIQUES
A rehash of previous year's Coal would work nicely for the device's fuel, but, it could give you a smattering of crates and, pretty rarely, a gift-package style item called:
"Christmas Crackers"
these borrow from a tradition in commonwealth countries [read more on: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_cracker] but the gist is that you pull them apart, they make a cap gun pop noise, and there is a little toy inside.
leading into my following suggestions for what the "toys" could be, the intent of them being that they're just fun items:
-stack of Coal (hypers)
-Toy Kazoo:
"This little instrument can perfectly recreate all the music that the Ocarina can play!" -Kazoo Salesman
The Kazoo functions identically to the Ocarina. However, due to the fact that it is a lesser musical instrument, each one can only invoke one ocarina song, randomly rolled upon drop. Which one can your kazoo play? you'll have to find out manually...
-Bouncy Ball
The Bouncy Ball functions identically to how it does on the Bouncing Mayhem minigame round. However, due to the fact that FRG TTT is a game grounded in realism, you can only carry two at a time. Make them count!
-Dart Gun
uses model of https://cso.fandom.com/wiki/Dart_Pistol
revolver, has 5 shots, always comes with -99% damage stat but 1 in 1 Newton proc. funny nerf dart tracer
-Toy Lightsaber
uses the Beam Sword model sized down approx 75%
performs everything the beam sword can at 25% effectiveness (except deflection, because it is plastic.)
uses sounds that i will record making with my mouth if you actually want to use this idea brass
and finally, the Cracker's very rare godlike:
-The Hearthsword
model: https://cso.fandom.com/wiki/VULCANUS-9
"How did they fit this in that little tube!?!"
This sword functions as a normal melee akin to an uncharged star wrath at first, however, if you activate it with a combo attack, you will enter
"Christmas Fever" mode
The sword will ignite and people will have no choice but to look at you! you have the effects of the Valignatir sun, that is, people's gazes are drawn to you, but you are blindingly bright.
This is both an advantage and a disadvantage, for obvious reasons.
You will also take mildly reduced damage as a result and ignite people you hit with your sword's strikes.
And the Device unique:
The Snowblower
model: https://cso.fandom.com/wiki/Leviathan
Upon left click: Emits a pure cloud of cold that slows, eventually stopping the target entirely from moving their camera or player.
Upon right click: Shoots a Snowball that does minor (10-20) damage but slows the target for the entirety of the round by a small amount. Stacks.
LOW TIER UNIQUES / TIER NAMES / STATS
Glacial [unlikely tier]
identical stats to how terranable rolls them, but with chance to get ice (non-snowbird ver.)
Gelid [Legendary tier]
Clip size very large (20~)
firerate very small (-35%~)
idea being that the tier has a lot of bullets to fire before it has to reload but it takes a long time to fire them
Scattersnow [Legendary Unique]
more or less a rehash of the scattershriek but with the inherent trait being the guaranteed slow trait as was on the Endurlock.
HIGH TIER UNIQUES / TIER NAMES / STATS
Droll [Primordial Tier]
Enhancable by kills.
Starts with all bars maxed out, forces you to make stats worse as you level it, EP only able to be gained if none is unspent. Gains a trait every 6 levels with a max of 36, at which point the stats revert to being full. Higher likelihood for the traits gained to be christmas related.
Block Blaster [Primordial unique]
model: https://cso.fandom.com/wiki/Brick_Piece_M777
Functions like the coal launcher in terms of firing and damage, but applying stacks of "Lego walk" to victims. These victims, upon walking while afflicted, will constantly emit HL2 citizen pain noises and take very mild damage. usually come with other traits and dots at a high procrate.
Christmas Challenger [Crate Godlike]
utilizes the christmas version of this model: https://cso.fandom.com/wiki/JANUS-7
Can be charged by damaging players, upon proc, you can use L+R click to shoot out a snowman head projectile. Whoever it hits is phased out (with you) to the Realm of Joy (the rift but more cheerful). Whoever emerges victorious from the battle will find their health and ammo replenished as well as being "Snowman Teleported" to a random location on the map.
ty plz put my name on every item
RE: pickle Christmas suggestions megadump - squaje - 11-13-2020
these are actually really fucking cool ideas
RE: pickle Christmas suggestions megadump - Manzy - 11-13-2020
want kazoo
RE: pickle Christmas suggestions megadump - Depressed - 11-14-2020
more thought went into this post than the past two years of my life
RE: pickle Christmas suggestions megadump - Dreadark - 11-14-2020
I had an idea like Droll but better:
Transient [Enhanceable Tier]
Starts off primordial with no traits, and really good stats.
Every 50 kills has a 50% chance to downgrade (prim to legendary, legendary to rare, etc. all the way down to common), and stats decrease with every downgrade, but gains 2-3 completely random traits everytime it downgrades, so that by the time it gets down to common, it'll have pretty bad stats, but the traits could be really wacky.
RE: pickle Christmas suggestions megadump - zephy - 11-16-2020
really good ideas pickle
RE: pickle Christmas suggestions megadump - Jaceper - 11-16-2020
Great idea donger!!!
too bad you're still a noob with the most op gun for pvp
RE: pickle Christmas suggestions megadump - Danderp - 11-16-2020
toy kazoo and toy lightsaber actually really really funny ideas i wanna see these
kazoo noises and mouth-made lightsaber noises would make me use them over the originals, top tier
very good ideas everywhere
+100
i buy toy kazoo with song of farming 1 mil
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