Now this might seem a bit early, but the early bird catches the worm.
(The bird being me and the worm being the words, “Designed by Bezerker” engraved on my ideas)
I gave a bit of thought to each idea, with them being given a meaningful name centered around Easter.
I didn’t want them to all have a special ability like godlikes, since these are all Primordials, but at the same time, I wanted them to stand out nonetheless.

Longinus
Primordial
SG550 / Krieg 550 Commando (if you don’t know what the heck this gun is, it’s basically an SG + Rifle)

Stats:
16 Bullets in Clip (Couldn’t find default stats for TTT)
+23% Damage
-27% Firerate
+30% Accuracy
+15% Stability
-13% Mobility
-25% Deploy Speed
-10% Reload Speed
Has a golden skin, just like the Lunar.
The unique ability is that the final bullet of the clip inflicts both bleed and lookdown, but the shot itself deals no damage.
Lore/Description: Simply gazing upon this weapon brings great regret.



Lazarus
Primordial
P228 (this is NOT the pistol we have AKA the Five-Seven, this is a different gun)

Stats:
Total of 10 Clip (again, really difficult to find default stats)
+17% Damage
+19% Firerate
-25% Stability
+5% Mobility
+20% Reload Speed
+40% Deploy Speed
The unique ability is that there is a 100% chance of inflicting muffle on headshot.
Lore/Description: Named after the human who escaped death due to a miracle.



Scrambled Eggs
Primordial
UMP (HAH, you thought I wouldn’t put one of these here)

Stats:
Clip Total of 20
+30% Damage
-12% Firerate
-23% Stability
+5% Mobility
The unique ability is this weapon always has Contagion. Chance of spawning with Corrosion as well.
Lore/Description: The expiration date is from 10 years ago!