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Jodie's sexy ass introduction - Jodie - 05-07-2016
Yo, I'm Jodie.
Who the f*ck are you?
Well before I actually introduce myself.... I think you all should know that I'm a French Canadian fag.
So to start off, I'm an 18 years old man child who lifts, so don't fuck with me. I'm also into little girls, almost everyday I go out to the Park near my house to watch 6 years old cuties from a distance with my binoculars. Not only am I horny for little girls, but I'm also into Ellen Page... Yep, that hot lesbian who's 30 and looks like she's 12. Flat as fuck like Taylor Swift but x10 hotter. You can check out my Steam Profile : http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198059897103/
I pimped the fuck out of my steam profile with pictures of her <3
I mean... Just look at her for god's sake :
My daily routines
1. Wake up
2. Masturbate
3. Drink coffee
4. Masturbate
5. Launch Garry's mod and play TTT for 8 hours straight like a loser
6. Sleep
7. Repeat
My wishes
I really wish that some day, I'll get to touch Jake's beautiful beard and marry Kcat.
Well that's it for today ladies, I hope that you've learned a few things about me and realized how great of a person I actually am.
P.S : I was drunk when I wrote this... I think.
RE: Jodie's sexy ass introduction - McNuggie - 05-07-2016
Welcome to FRG.
RE: Jodie's sexy ass introduction - Terran - 05-07-2016
Hey, Jodie. Hue.
Also, Chloe Foster best girl.
WARNING: SPOILERED FOR VIRGIN EYES, NOT-NSFW BUT PRETTY MUCH NOT SAFE FOR WORK IN THE LITERAL SENSE. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOW YOUR MOM SOMETHING WEIRD, DON'T CLICK THIS, KIDS. BY WEIRD I MEAN PRETTY CUTE.
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RE: Jodie's sexy ass introduction - 2bias - 05-07-2016
Quote:4. Masturbate
5. Launch Garry's mod and play TTT for 8 hours straight like a loser
basically my life.
welcome
RE: Jodie's sexy ass introduction - Dreadark - 05-07-2016
(05-07-2016, 04:29 AM)Terran Wrote: Hey, Jodie. Hue.
Also, Chloe Foster best girl.
WARNING: SPOILERED FOR VIRGIN EYES, NOT-NSFW BUT PRETTY MUCH NOT SAFE FOR WORK IN THE LITERAL SENSE. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOW YOUR MOM SOMETHING WEIRD, DON'T CLICK THIS, KIDS. BY WEIRD I MEAN PRETTY CUTE.
sigh *unzips*
RE: Jodie's sexy ass introduction - Enchantable - 05-07-2016
terran wtf is wrong with u
welcome to hell
RE: Jodie's sexy ass introduction - Zott - 05-07-2016
Welcome jodie. Stop falling off of every god damn ledge
RE: Jodie's sexy ass introduction - Aleth - 05-07-2016
Jodie is like the Reaver of remote bombs. And I'm always the one you kill.
Welcome to FRG though!
RE: Jodie's sexy ass introduction - Helga - 05-07-2016
(05-07-2016, 04:26 AM)Jodie Wrote: I'm also into little girls, almost everyday I go out to the Park near my house to watch 6 years old cuties from a distance with my binoculars.
Welcome to FRG, you and Terran will get along well.
RE: Jodie's sexy ass introduction - Kcat - 05-07-2016
You've gotta be fucking kidding me Jodie.