I am quitting forever and giving out a ESO and a aezurth to the person who gives the best joke.
I will choose the winner at by Monday November 26th.
All jokes go in the comment section.
GL HF
knock knock
who's there
soup
soup who
SOUPer man
hahahahaha
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edit:
knock knock
who's there
br
br who? are you cold?
no, im not cold, im ass.
=)
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what he’d like. The horse doesn’t reply because it’s a horse and obviously can’t speak or understand English. Several people get up and leave, sensing the danger in having a live animal in a bar.
A blind man walks in to a bar. And a chair. And a table.
moths like lamps
?????
punchline
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
Because they always take everything literally.
A blind man walks in a bar with a P90, fill the rest
Someone using a vit and djinn crystal walks into a bar.
There's no counter.
Sorry if this is long.
A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks “Why the long face?”
The man replies “I just found out that my wife is sleeping with another man. I’ve decided Im going to drink myself to death.”
The bartender looks shocked and says “Im sorry but I cant help you kill yourself.”
The man asks “Well what would you do in my situation?”
The bartender says “If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldnt sit around feeling sorry for myself, I’d kill the guy!”
The man jumps up from his stool and shouts “That’s a great idea! Thanks!” and runs out of the bar.
A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.
“Did you kill the guy?” the bartender asks nervously.
“Nope! I slept with you wife. Whiskey please!”
The joke is is that I cant make jokes because I'm autistic.
This isnt fair
Unfair
Valve pls fix