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What in the name of fuckery is this shit-post?

(12-20-2015, 01:06 AM)Psychotic Dave Wrote: [ -> ]What in the name of fuckery is this shit-post?

Excuse me? Are you calling this a shit-post? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Liberal Arts of English Literature, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Mexican textbooks, and I have over 300 confirmed novels. I am trained in diction warfare and I'm the top dictator in the entire US armed counselours.. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of departments of educations across the USA and your certificate is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can write in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my ballpoint pen. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed literature, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the US library and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

Enchantaclaus has acquired a Malignant Tumor!

People seem to think that Off Topic doesn't exist and that anything off topic has to go in shitposting.

Well, it's in Shit Posting now; so I guess I was right. >.>

(12-20-2015, 01:20 AM)Mr. Meeseeks Wrote: [ -> ]

(12-20-2015, 01:06 AM)Psychotic Dave Wrote: [ -> ]What in the name of fuckery is this shit-post?

Excuse me? Are you calling this a shit-post? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Liberal Arts of English Literature, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Mexican textbooks, and I have over 300 confirmed novels. I am trained in diction warfare and I'm the top dictator in the entire US armed counselours.. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of departments of educations across the USA and your certificate is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can write in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my ballpoint pen. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed literature, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the US library and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

I fucking love you.