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Terrans Quality Premium Money Loaning Shoppe

#1
Hello and welcome! You're here because you're
A) Bored
B) Need coins!

So, once again, Welcome! I'm Terran, and I'm here to give YOU a great deal! Ever seen one of those awesome weapons that someone has, or wanted to try a spin on some slot machines and chip in for a few crates? Well, now those dreams can become reality from Terrans Quality Premium Money Loaning Shoppe! With incredible rates and a nigh-infinite pool of money at your disposal, you too can become rich!*

Now, let us dispense with the formalities and get to what you're interested in; the nitty gritty! I have several pre-made "Packages" that you can sign up for if you're interested in, (Listed below), or a base negotiation rate for a variable sum of coins! However, unless you're a Terran Quality Premium Money Loaning Shoppe Super Customer™**, you'll only be able to borrow up to 500 coins! (Or, if you're my pal and I trust you lots, borrow any amount!)

How does it work? Simple! If you need to borrow some coins, simply talk to me on Steam and/or post here! Then, you'll post in this thread that you promise to pay me back (Or else my boys will visit you), and we'll complete the trade! Boom biddy bam, you've got cold, hard cash! Every 1 Week! you'll have to pay interest, though!

PREMIUM PACKAGE #1
YOU GET: 250 Coins!
YOU PAY: 10% interest every 1 Week!


PREMIUM PACKAGE #2
YOU GET: 500 Coins!
YOU PAY: 10% interest every 1 Week!

PREMIUM PACKAGE #3
YOU GET: 750 Coins!
YOU PAY: 10% interest every 1 Week!


PREMIUM PACKAGE #4
YOU GET: 1,000 Coins!
YOU PAY: 10% interest every 1 Week!


PREMIUM PACKAGE #5 (Super Customers Only!)
YOU GET: 2,000 Coins!
YOU PAY: 10% interest every 1 Week!


~~~ADJUSTABLE RATES~~~
Any amount of coins borrowed that is NOT a PREMIUM PACKAGE will come at an interest rate of 20% every 72 hours. (Minimum amount borrow-able is 100 coins.)

HOWEVER! Do note that I accept PAYMENT in the form of CRESCENT CASES or ITEM CRATES! I value each CRESCENT at 375 coins and each Item Crate at 175!!



*With strings attached!

**You gotta be super cool!

--------CURRENT BORROWERS-------
Wolfy9800
Established: November 24th, 11:00 PM.
1,000 Coins.




NOTCHOSEN
800 COINS



Established August 19th 6:00 PM
Level 10000
740 coins
Premium Rates: 10% every 2 weeks. (Since he got banned.)


Halutus
395 Coins



Mr. Potato
447 Coins


Established August 31st, 9:30 PM
Wolfy
250 Coins
Premium Rates: 10% every 3 days.
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#2
ok now this truly does deserve to be in shitposting.
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#3
The Jewishness in this thread is so real.
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#4
Terran...












































Kill yourself.
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#5
Wow seems like sum good cash
i gib u succ
insted of Cush
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#6
Come on and shop on!

NEW POLICY: Do note that I accept PAYMENT in the form of CRESCENT CASES or ITEM CRATES! I value each CRESCENT at 350 coins and each Item Crate at 175!!
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#7
All for deleting this thread say Aye!

AYE!
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#8
(08-31-2015, 11:35 PM)Dreadark Wrote:  All for deleting this thread say Aye!

AYE!


Aaaaaaaaye lmao
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#9
thanks for the free bumps!
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#10
Burp Smile
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